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Why did Joe King change his last name to Hill
Under his original name, no one could take him seriously.
Think about it.
I'm SO white
I went out during the riots an BOUGHT a TV.
Bobby. King of the Hill
I just realized why Joe Hill won't take his dad (Stephen King) last name...
because everyone would think he was Joking.
What did Joe Hill say when someone asked if he was Joe King?
"No, I'm dead serious."
Why does Cotton Hill from "King of the Hill" like to throw rocks?
Because Jesus said, "Let he who is without shins cast the first stone."
It's the day of Jesus' crucifixion, and Peter is consoling Mary at the bottom of the hill in Golgotha. Suddenly, Peter hears Jesus calling to him, summoning him up the hill. Frantically, Peter sets off to make his way to his Savior. Unwillingly, he is stopped by two guards. Again, Jesus calls to Peter, and again, Peter attempts to answer, but the guards bring him to a hault. Peter weeps in remorse. One last time, Jesus moans for Peter's appearance. Determined not to fail his Grace, Peter shoves past the standing guards and triumphantly stands at the bleeding feet of his King. "My Lord, anything for you. What is it, my King?" "Peter," Jesus painstakingly replies. "Yes, what is it you must tell me?" Peter anxiously asks. "Peter, I, I, I can see your house from up here."
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