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What happened to king Henry the VIII's wife's head?


King henry viii had six wives. He beheaded two of them.

Those were his axe wives.
(this joke is courtesy of my father)

My wife said I should be treating her like a queen...

I said, only if I can be King Henry the VIII.

Did you know King Henry VIII had an insatiable sweet tooth and was particularly fond of honey?

It's why two of his wives were bee-headed

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