King Henry Jokes

Funniest King Henry Short Jokes

Short king henry jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The king henry humour may include short henry viii jokes also.

1. King henry viii had six wives. He beheaded two of them. Those were his axe wives.
   (this joke is courtesy of my father)
2. Do you know why the unit of feet was once based on the foot of king Henry the 1st? Cause he was the absolute ruler.
3. My wife said I should be treating her like a queen... I said, only if I can be King Henry the VIII.
4. Did you know King Henry VIII had an insatiable sweet tooth and was particularly fond of honey? It's why two of his wives were bee-headed
5. Why didn't 2 of King Henry the VIII's wives give him any head? They didn't have any head to give
6. My girlfriend and I stole some Henry VIII posters from a second-hand shop. It was a great free-king time.
7. What did King Henry V want to do on the last day of his vacation? Once more unto the beach
8. My friend is such a big fan of the royal Family, each of his four sons are named after a king. **Henry**
   **George**
   **Charles**
   **Burger.**

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King Henry One Liners

Which king henry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with king henry? I can suggest the ones about king jr and queen elizabeth.

1. What happened to king Henry the VIII's wife's head? (removed)
2. Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman? Because he was a VI KING.
3. Why was king Henry the 8th terrible at conversations? He would always cut people off.
4. King Henry, Africa called... They want their food back.

King Henry Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about king henry you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rooster and hen jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make king henry pranks.