The Best 5 Kinetic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kinetic jokes. There are some kinetic joule jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kinetic killajews puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kinetic Jokes and Puns

You have so much potential

But no kinetic energy, therefore you will never go anywhere in life.

Why couldn't we get precise kinetic data on the phosphine-catalyzed reaction?

The reaction rate was too phos-phor-us

In my Science class we were talking about Kinetic and Potential energy. I said outloud "No wonder my mom calls me Kinetic"

"Because I have no Potential"

I am not lazy

I just cant convert my potential energy into kinetic energy.

Some military humour: why do I call the ol' downstairs resident APFSDS?

Because it's a long-rod kinetic penetrator!


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kinetic energy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kinetic atomic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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