The Best 6 Kinetic Energy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kinetic Energy jokes. There are some kinetic energy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kinetic energy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kinetic Energy Jokes and Puns

You have so much potential

But no kinetic energy, therefore you will never go anywhere in life.

Just thought of a physics joke in class

One day, Newton adopts a dog to play catch with his apple, naming it Theta. Busy with writing the *Principia*, Newton doesn't notice that Theta has been pooping all over the lawn. When he finally steps outside and sees the mess, he energetically graps his shovel and gets to work.

A visitor asked the neighbor, "Why is the lawn all messed up?", and the neighbor replied, "Oh, Newton's just expending energy. He's madcos(θ).

(Kinetic Energy=Fdcos(θ))

Why is the energy of motion called E-kinetic?

Because physicists can't understand E-motion.

In my Science class we were talking about Kinetic and Potential energy. I said outloud "No wonder my mom calls me Kinetic"

"Because I have no Potential"

I am not lazy

I just cant convert my potential energy into kinetic energy.


Let's convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kinetic energy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kinetic energy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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