The Best 26 Kinds Of Nuts Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kinds Of Nuts jokes. There are some kinds of nuts miscellaneous jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kinds of nuts see these nuts puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kinds Of Nuts Jokes and Puns

What kind of nuts go on your feet?



What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?!?

Pecan, typically.

Kinds Of Nuts joke, What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?!?

Adam: God, I appreciate everything you've done for me, but this earth is kind of lonely.

God: Well Adam. I can create for you a beautiful woman who cooks and cleans and fulfills all your desires.

Adam: ooooh sounds expensive. What's it gonna cost me.

God: An arm, leg and your right nut.

Adam: What can I get for a rib?


The nice old lady..

An old lady always gave the bus conductor cashew nuts and almonds to eat.

Conductor: "So kind of you to give me those nuts to eat everyday. Why don't you eat them yourself?"

Old Lady: "I don't have the teeth to munch them."

Conductor: "Then why do you buy them?"

Old Lady: "I just love the chocolate around them!" :P :P :P

My dog was licking his nuts. My friend said, I wish I could do that.

I said, You better pet him first, he's kind of mean.

What is a PokΓ©mon's favorite kind of nut?

A Pi-cashew

Kinds Of Nuts joke, What is a PokΓ©mon's favorite kind of nut?

America is kind of like testicles

If the right nut can't agree with the left nut. We can't produce.

Which hurts worse: a kick in the nuts, or having a baby?

This has been a debate over the ages: which hurts worse, getting a swift kick to the nuts or birthing a child. It's kind of hard to say since men and women are quite different creatures, but I have noticed something. If a woman goes through childbirth, sometimes a year or so later, she'll ask to have another baby. However, a man who has taken a kick to the jewels...

what kind of nut does Spock hate the most?


Doughnuts make u go nuts

What kind of doughnuts do the KKK prefer? White powdered doughnuts

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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.

After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

"No," he replied, "Arthritis."

What's Donald Trumps favorite kind of nut?

Wall-nuts. I tell you these things are a tough one to crack but once we do it's going to be spectacular.

What kind of nuts get bad grades?

Deez nuts

What is a priest favorite kind of nut


I don't care for much Chinese food, but when I see a big plate of egg noodles I go nuts

I'm kind of a Lo meiniac

Kinds Of Nuts joke, I don't care for much Chinese food, but when I see a big plate of egg noodles I go nuts

What kind of nut has hayfever?

A cashoo!

What kind of snacks do police officers eat?

Catch-you nuts!

If money could eat, what would be its favorite kind of nut?


No Nut November was kind of tough. But I was able to do it.

My friends told me to do the December one too. It's hard but I'm half way there, no turning back now. Who invented Do Drugs December anyway?

What kinds of nuts are most studious?

M'acadamia nuts

What kind of nuts does Donald Trump likes


What's a smoker's favourite kind of nut?

A Pack-a-daymia

What is a Scholar's favourite kind of nut?

A Macademia nut!

What kind of cookie does a crazy professor who only uses apple products prefer?

Macademia Nut

What kind of Nuts urinates?

A peanut.

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