The Best 79 Kinds Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kinds jokes. There are some kinds sort jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kinds type puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kinds Jokes and Puns

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, but do you thell baby bunnieth?".

The pet store owner smiles and says, "Why, yes, sweetheart! We sell all kinds of baby bunnies. Now... what kind of baby bunny would you like? Would you like a baby grey bunny? Or a baby white bunny? Or would you prefer a pretty brown bunny?"

The little girl replies, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

Geeky Joke

There are 10 kinds of people: those who can count in binary, those who can't and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

...mainly SMALL ARMS.

Kinds joke, What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

There are 3 kinds of people in this world

The ones who can count, and those who can't.

There are three kinds of people in this world.

Those who are good at math, and those who aren't.


That rabbi's gone crazy! He's been running around a circumcising all kinds of lettuce...

and that's just the tip of the iceberg.

There are two kinds of numbers...

Rational numbers and Woman numbers.

Kinds joke, There are two kinds of numbers...

There are two kinds of people in the world

There are two kinds of people in the world. There are those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,

There are 10 kinds of people in the world...

Those who understand hexadecimal and F the rest.

There are three kinds of people: Those who are good at math, those who are bad at math,

and those who are bad at jokes.

During a lady's medical examination...

The doctor says: "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."
The lady starts taking off her underwear but is interrupted by the doctor.

"No! No! Don't take off your clothes. Just stick out your tongue!"

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New kinds of implants.

So a girl went into a plastic surgery clinic to get a breast enlargement, the doctors told her that they ran out of silicon and all they had left was wood. She didn't get it obviously that would be stupid woodentit?

There are three kinds of lies:

1. Lies
2. Damned lies
3. Working from home

What is your favorite "There are two kinds of people..." joke?

My favorite is "There are two kinds of people...those who cheat at 7-up, and god damned liars."

"There are three kinds of sex..."

"There's homosexual sex, for people who have sex at home, bisexual, for people who buy sex, and there's trisexualβ€”that's me, I'll try anything!"

Credit to Francis, the 80-year-old, flamboyantly hilarious artist I met on the train yesterday morning.

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

Kinds joke, What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

In the end, I decided not to visit that new Police Hair & Nail Salon.

You hear all kinds of bad things about Police Beautality.

A college professor asks all of his students to yell out stereotypes for a class project

For a class project, a college professor asks all of his students to brainstorm and yell out different kinds of stereotypes.

"All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy in the back.

"Sony!" Yells the blonde girl in the front.

The local Cardiologist just died.

And everyone showed up at the funeral with hearts. Hearts of all kinds were put on his casket.

Little Johnny says "Boy, I'm not gonna miss the Gynecologist's funeral!"


Animals in Australia

There are 2 kinds of animals in Australia:

* Those that want to eat you
* Sheeps

What kind of orange juice do Jews drink?

All kinds, just not concentrated

There are three kinds of people...

The ones who say the glass is half full,

The ones who say the glass is half empty,

And the one who thinks you should have gotten a smaller glass.

"Officer, what can you tell us about the break in at the bakery today?"

"Man I've seen all kinds of thieves in my career, but this one takes the cake"

A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps you if you lie.

Dad: Son, where were you at school hours?

Son: At school.

The robot slaps the son

Son: Okay I was watching KungFu Panda!

The robot slaps his son again.

Son: Okay I was watching violent movies!

Dad: What?! When I was your age I never watched those kinds of movies!

The robot slaps the dad.

Mom: Haha, after all, he is your son.

The robot slaps the mom...ο»Ώ

There are 2 kinds of programmers

Those who understand pointers and
Segmentation fault (core dumped)

There are 10 kinds of people...

Those who understand changes in base, and those who don't.
...And those who weren't expecting a ternary joke.
...And those who were.
...And those who already stopped reading.
...And those who can count.
...And those who can't.
...And OP's who don't deliver.
...And OP's who deliver.
...And normal peopl**e WHO COUNT BY TENS LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD**

A few jokes for programmers

Programmer: My wife is expecting a baby in 6 weeks!

Friend: Is it a boy or a girl?

Programmer: Yes.

There are only 10 kinds of people in the world,

Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who expected this to be in base 3

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world,

Those who know hexadecimal, and F the rest

Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

There are two kinds of people in the world

Those that can extrapolate from missing information

There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who understand binary and those who don't.

My colour blind friend told me there were only two kinds of people in the world.

I told him to stop seeing things in black and white.

There are two kinds of people in this world, the kind that keep their inbox at zero...

and the kind that want to run for president someday.

reflection on human being

in the world there are two kinds of persons: those who finish what they started and those

There are three kinds of women: the intelligent, the beautiful,

and the majority.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

And those who didn't expect a base three counting system.

There are two kinds of people

People who clearly explain things.

Tennis players are the most heartless kinds of people.

Because to them, love means nothing.

I'm not xenophobic

You'll only find those kinds of people in other countries, not here

There are two kinds of people I hate the most...

1. People who want other people's approval for their opinions

2. Karma whores

Upvote if you agree

There are three kinds of people...

...Those who can count and those who can't.

I like both kinds of british cuisine...

fish AND chips.

The real troublemaker ...

While examining a female patient, doctor tells her:

Ur heart, lungs, pulse, BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.

Woman immediately started taking off her top and jeans..

Doc shocked said:
No! No! Plz put on ur clothes.
Just show me your tongue..."

There are TWO kinds of people in this world:

People who are good at math, people who are good at telling jokes, and people who aren't good at either.

There are 10 kinds of people

Those who undestand binary
Those who don't
And those who didn't realize we'd be doing this in base 3

Finding a career after college and being a virgin is tough...

There's all kinds of jobs out there: hand jobs, blow jobs, rim jobs...but I can't get any of them

A mom caught her son jacking in the garage...

...she said to him, "Look son, I know you are at the age where you are curious and want to experiment with these kinds of things.... but please stop trying to remove the wheels of the car!"

There are two kinds of people: Those who make Ace Ventura references every day...

and *lahoo-sah-hers*

An old lady told me this

You know how rubber gloves are made? They hire all kinds of people; black guys, white guys,boys, girls, men, women; and have them all dip their hands in liquid hot rubber. You get all manner of gloves from this. Big ones, small ones, medical gloves, elbow length cleaning gloves. The more durable the glove, the longer they have to hold their hand in the molten rubber.

Betcha can't guess how condoms are made?

There are three kinds of people in the world

Those who shower before bed

Those who shower in the morning

And regular convention atendees

There are two kinds of countries

Those who use the metric system, and those who have their flag on the moon.

there are 3 kinds of people in this world

Those that are good at numbers, and those that are not

No sit-ups, pull ups or any other kinds of ups.

But f*ck ups, Those I can manage!

There are 10 kinds of people in the world...

Those who know binary and those who don't.

(Stolen from my favorite t-shirt. This must have been posted here before but I haven't seen it.)

Police Station Intelligence Test

Apologies if this has been posted before \(I searched, albeit not a lot\). My physics teacher in college told me this one:

They gave a basic intelligence test at the local police station. The kind where you have to stick the geometric shapes in the corresponding holes.

It turns out we have two kinds of cops: Very stupid ones and very strong ones.

an irish girl confesses shes a prostitute to her father

at first he gets stupid angry starts yelling at her, how could she betray him, calls her all kinds of names including soup taker. She looks confused at this and asks her father to accompany her to confession. Her dad stares at her for a moment and then he hugs her, crying tears of relief. The he says, "I thought you said you were a protestant!"

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who can count in binary,

ternary, quaternary, quinary, senary, septenary, octal, nonary, decimal and hexadecimal, and those who weren't expecting a double-subverted binary joke.

The Kremlin knows only two kinds of people

Those who are loyal and

There are 2 kinds of people

1. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

A lie detector robot that slaps you if you lie...

A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps you if you lie.

Dad: Son, where were you at school hours?
Son: At school. The robot slaps the son.
Son: Okay I was watching KungFu Panda! The robot slaps his son again.
Son: Okay I was watching violent movies!
Dad: What?! When I was your age I never watched those kinds of movies! The robot slaps the dad.
Mom: Haha, after all, he is your son. The robot slaps the mom...

What kinds of windows does 2 chains own?

TWO PANES.

There are 2 kinds of people in the world

1: people that can make lists

Whenever asked about my culinary skills I always say I'm great at all kinds of cooking

Overcooking, undercooking...

Deodorant

I think we should all put on two kinds of deodorant. One for each armpit. But thats just my 2 scents.

There are two kinds of people: The first kind

The second isn't.

There are many kinds of vests that protect you..

Life vests protect you from drowning.
Bullet proof vests protect you from getting shot.
Reflective vests protect you from getting hit when you are near a road.
And sweater vests protect you from women.

There are three kinds of people: Firstly the ones who shower, secondly the ones who takes baths

and thirdly the ones who sit next to me on the bus.

There are two kinds of people...

...
Those who need to hear the conclusion...

...

...

There are two kinds of people in the world

1) Those who can extrapolate from missing data.

There are two kinds of people in the world...

those who are unable to extrapolate from data.

A kindergarten teacher was telling her students about different kinds of animals.

"Whales are the largest" she said, "but they can't swallow people, because their throats are too small."
"But in the Bible, it says that Jonah was swallowed by a whale", said a little girl. "You can't always believe what you read", the teacher replied. "Well, when I go to heaven", said the little girl, " I'll ask Jonah."
"And what if Jonah didn't go to heaven?"
"Then you can ask him."

There are two kinds of people in this world...

Avoid both of them.

There are two kinds of people in this world

1. Those who can make inferences with limited information.

A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.

The doctor started asking her all the usual questions about her symptoms when she interrupted him, Hey look, I'm a vet - I don't need to ask my patients these kinds of questions. I can tell what's wrong just by looking at them.

She smugly added "Why can't you?"

The doctor nodded, stood back, looked her up and down, quickly wrote out a prescription, handed it to her and said "There you are. Of course, if that doesn't work, we'll have to have you put to sleep.

There are 2 kinds of people in the world: (1) People that pick their nose.

(2) Liars.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those that understand binary, those that don't, and those that didn't expect this joke to be in ternary.

There's a gang in my area...

There's a gang in my area who recruit new members by threatening them with all kinds of horrible punishments if they don't join. But enough about the church...

They're 3 different kinds of people in this world

Those that can count, and those that can't.

There are 2.000000000001 kinds of people in the world

Those who have dealt with floating point, and those who have not.

There are two kinds of people…

Those who need the punchline.

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