Kinds Fruit Jokes
44 kinds fruit jokes and hilarious kinds fruit puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kinds fruit that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Kinds Fruit Short Jokes
Short kinds fruit jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kinds fruit humour may include short kinds jokes also.
- What do a tomato and a gay quadriplegic have in common? They are both fruits that are kind of like vegetables.
- What kind of fruit do you serve to the couple whose families force them to have a big wedding? Cantaloupe.
- What kind of fruit grows on a mountain? Alpineapples!
- What is a gay guy's favorite kind of yogurt? The kind with the fruit on the bottom.
- What kind of fruit is in the military? A naval orange
- What's the funniest kind of fruit? A joke-o-nut.
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^^btw, ^^coconuts ^^are ^^fruits. - What kind of fruit do republicans hate? Dem Apples.
- What Kind Of Fruit Can Turn You Into A Mutant? Halley Berries.
- What kind of fruit has to put on a big wedding party? A Cantaloupe.. :·¤
- What kind of under garments to pregnant women wear? Fruit of the w**... (Fruit of the Loom).
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Kinds Fruit One Liners
Which kinds fruit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kinds fruit? I can suggest the ones about fruit and fruits vegetables.
- What kind of books do fruit read? Pulp Fiction
- What kind of fruit can't get married? A Cantleope
- What kind of fruit has trouble getting married? The cantelope.
- What kind of fruit can't just run off and get married? A cantaloupe!
- What kind of fruit is also a vegetable? A gay guy in a coma!
- What kind of fruit always has big formal weddings? The cantelope
- What kind of fruit is scared to go to it's wedding? Cantaloupe.
- What kind of tree holds the widest variety of fruit? The pantry.
- What kind of fruit always has big weddings? Can't-elope
- What's the best kind of fruit to marry? A melon.
They can't elope. - What kind of fruit do SEOs like best? Low hanging.
- What's a ghost's favorite kind of fruit? Booberries
- What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried? Fruit of the tomb
- What kind of fruit never leaves the bowl. Cantaloupe
- What kind of fruit do you give to an ant who can't get married? A cantaloupe!
Unearthly Funniest Kinds Fruit Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about kinds fruit you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fruit and vegetable jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kinds fruit pranks.
Three women (redhead, blondie and an asian) have just escaped a prison, and the cops are looking for them...
The girls were running trough the city and went into one of those fruit/ vegetables' market to hide, and find 3 bag of potatoes big enough for them to hide inside.
After a while, one cop that is looking for them finds the bags, and realize that they're kind of weird... So he approaches and kicks the first potatoe's bag, with the asian girl inside...
The asian girl, quickly respond the kick with barking noises: ruff ruff
"Oh... These are just a few dogs!", says the cop.
He then approaches to the second potatoe's bag, with the redhead inside, and kicks it as well.
"Meow... Meow", the redhead answers.
"Oh... These are just a few cats!", says the cop.
Finally, he gets close to the third potatoe's bag, with the blondie inside, and kicks it too.
The voice inside the bags respond:
"Potatoes".
homophobic strawberry
A strawberry walks up to his friend the eggplant and asks him what he thinks of the tomato. The eggplant answers "I don't know, he seems like an alright guy. Why? What do you think of him?" The strawberry answers "I don't know, man. He seems like kind of a fruit".
The 3 Men and Fruits
3 men were captured by tribe men and were told to gather 5 fruits of the same kind and come back if they wanted to live.
The first man came back and was told to stick all 5 bananas up his a**... if he wanted to be released. If not he will be killed at the spot. He got 3 bananas up until he moaned in pain and was killed in an instant.
The second man came back with grapes and was told to do the same thing. He got 4 grapes up until he burst in laughter and was killed as well.
In heaven, the first man asked why he laughed when he was so close. The second man said when he was about to get the last one in, he saw the third man come back with pineapples...
Four sailors in the middle of the ocean had their ship crashed on an island
The villagers captured them and brought them to the leader. He looked at them ordering everyone of the 4 to bring a different kind of fruit.
Once they arrived he told them : "Put your fruit in your a**... and if you cry or laugh you are dead"
The first one had a small apple so it was smooth and easy for him.
The second one had a small banana and didn't laugh too.
The third had grape and had put it in his a**... but laughed heavily.
His friends asked him : "Why're you laughing, you have grapes, should be the easiest"
He replied : "While I was putting the grape in my b**... I saw the 4th guy holding a sugar cane"