Kinds Fruit Jokes
31 kinds fruit jokes and hilarious kinds fruit puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kinds fruit that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Kinds Fruit Short Jokes
Short kinds fruit jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kinds fruit humour may include short fruit jokes also.
- What do a tomato and a gay quadriplegic have in common? They are both fruits that are kind of like vegetables.
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Kinds Fruit One Liners
Which kinds fruit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kinds fruit? I can suggest the ones about fruit and vegetable and apple fruit.
- What kind of books do fruit read? Pulp Fiction
- What kind of tree holds the widest variety of fruit? The pantry.
- What kind of fruit do SEOs like best? Low hanging.
- What's a ghost's favorite kind of fruit? Booberries
- What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried? Fruit of the tomb
- What kind of fruit never leaves the bowl. Cantaloupe
- What kind of fruit grows on a mountain? Alpineapples!
- What is a gay guy's favorite kind of yogurt? The kind with the fruit on the bottom.
- What kind of fruit is in the military? A naval orange
- What's the funniest kind of fruit? A joke-o-nut.
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^^btw, ^^coconuts ^^are ^^fruits. - What kind of fruit do republicans hate? Dem Apples.
- What Kind Of Fruit Can Turn You Into A Mutant? Halley Berries.
Unearthly Funniest Kinds Fruit Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about kinds fruit you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean vegetable and fruit jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kinds fruit pranks.
Three women (redhead, blondie and an asian) have just escaped a prison, and the cops are looking for them...
The girls were running trough the city and went into one of those fruit/ vegetables' market to hide, and find 3 bag of potatoes big enough for them to hide inside.
After a while, one cop that is looking for them finds the bags, and realize that they're kind of weird... So he approaches and kicks the first potatoe's bag, with the asian girl inside...
The asian girl, quickly respond the kick with barking noises: ruff ruff
"Oh... These are just a few dogs!", says the cop.
He then approaches to the second potatoe's bag, with the redhead inside, and kicks it as well.
"Meow... Meow", the redhead answers.
"Oh... These are just a few cats!", says the cop.
Finally, he gets close to the third potatoe's bag, with the blondie inside, and kicks it too.
The voice inside the bags respond:
"Potatoes".
homophobic strawberry
A strawberry walks up to his friend the eggplant and asks him what he thinks of the tomato. The eggplant answers "I don't know, he seems like an alright guy. Why? What do you think of him?" The strawberry answers "I don't know, man. He seems like kind of a fruit".
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The 3 Men and Fruits
3 men were captured by tribe men and were told to gather 5 fruits of the same kind and come back if they wanted to live.
The first man came back and was told to stick all 5 bananas up his a**... if he wanted to be released. If not he will be killed at the spot. He got 3 bananas up until he moaned in pain and was killed in an instant.
The second man came back with grapes and was told to do the same thing. He got 4 grapes up until he burst in laughter and was killed as well.
In heaven, the first man asked why he laughed when he was so close. The second man said when he was about to get the last one in, he saw the third man come back with pineapples...
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Four sailors in the middle of the ocean had their ship crashed on an island
The villagers captured them and brought them to the leader. He looked at them ordering everyone of the 4 to bring a different kind of fruit.
Once they arrived he told them : "Put your fruit in your a**... and if you cry or laugh you are dead"
The first one had a small apple so it was smooth and easy for him.
The second one had a small banana and didn't laugh too.
The third had grape and had put it in his a**... but laughed heavily.
His friends asked him : "Why're you laughing, you have grapes, should be the easiest"
He replied : "While I was putting the grape in my b**... I saw the 4th guy holding a sugar cane"
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The best kind watermelon... Disclaimer:This joke was told by my grandmother
A fruit salesman was having a normal day in his fruit shop.
A customer came along and asked for his best watermelon, and the
owner gave him a watermelon.
The customer asked
"Are you sure this is the best watermelon you have?"
"Yes sir" replied the owner, " the finest watermelon I have."
The customer was about to leave with his new, ripe watermelon
when suddenly, a truck went off course from the road and was mere
inches away from the customer and the fruit shop owner. The fright
caused the customer to drop his watermelon, which opened and
revealed that it was actually a p**... white color, not the ruby red
color a regular ripe watermelon has! The customer asked "Hey, I thought
you said that this watermelon was the ripest one you had!"
The fruit shop owner replied "Well yes, it was, until the truck came along.
You can't blame the watermelon for being white after having a near-
death experience!
An old couple go shopping...
... At the grocery store. The wife continuously nags the husband about the cost of all the things he wants to buy and he grumbles back at her. When they get to the canned fruit aisle she looks at a can of peaches and exclaims "that's ridiculous!" at the price. Looking both ways, she slips it into her purse.
After they leave the store a police officer stops them, informing her she was seen stealing the peaches on video. When she gets to court to answer for her crime the judge says, "this kind of petty theft is unacceptable and becoming more common. I'm afraid I need to make a lesson of you." He looks at her carefully. "How many peaches are in the can you stole?"
"Seven" she replied.
"Very well. I am sentencing you to seven days in jail."
Just then the husband piped up. "Uh, your honor?"
"Yes?"
"I should probably tell you she also stole a can of peas."