The Best 17 Kindness Strangers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kindness Strangers jokes. There are some kindness strangers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kindness strangers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kindness Strangers Jokes and Puns

After sex with my new girlfriend last night she snuggled up next to me and said, "You are definitely the biggest I've ever had."

Apparently "ditto" wasn't the correct response.

Thanks for the updates friends, I just don't know how people get those yellowish stars and would really like to learn.
[edit] Thank you for the gold kind stranger.

My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink and no one listened.

He kept warning them until they got sick of it and kicked him out of the theater.

Long John Silver just donated us one of his crew members.

Thanks for the stranger kind Silver!

The kindness of strangers

An old lady on a bus offers the driver some peanuts. The driver, being polite, accepts and munches them.

Every 5 minutes she gives him a handful more peanuts.

Driver : Why don't you eat them yourself ?

Old lady : I can't chew them. Look, I have no teeth.

Driver : Then why do you buy them ?

Old lady : Oh, I just love the chocolates around them.

A guy goes to the doctor and after a checkup the doctor discovers that he has three testicles.

The patient asks whether that is a problem, but the doctor assures him that it's not and that he'd wish he had three testicles.

Kind of proud the patient leaves the doctor's office and sits on a park bench next to a stranger.

He says to him: "Together we have five testicles.", to which the other replies: "Why? Do you have none?"


I attacked a stranger with a sock full of dead AAA Duracells

Kind of ironic that I was charged with battery

I would like to thank the kind stranger I met on the bus this morning for teaching me the meaning of the word 'abundance'.

It means a lot.

A Reddit user robs a bank.

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

What was Jesus' first words?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

I sat on my hand for a while, then masturbated with it. It was pure gold.

Thank you, kind stranger.

Old western stranger

An old man sitting at the edge of an old western town sees a silhouette approaching from the dusty horizon. Its not long before he realizes that it is a 3 legged dog limping toward him. The old man shouts a warning to the dog "we dont take kindly to strangers around here". The 3 legged dog limps like john wayne while slowly raising his gaze up to look straight into the old mans eyes with a piercing stare and says" Im lookin for the man who shot my paw"

You can explore kindness strangers reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean kindness strangers dad jokes. There are also kindness strangers puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


The meek little husband came home from work

and found his wife in the arms of a stranger man. Angrily he threw his hat and coat to the floor and screamed.



"So that's the kind of a wife you are! I leave you early in the morning, I work like a dog all day and I come home after midnight and what do I find -- NOTHING TO EAT! That I won't stand for!"

The worst part about being able to see the future...

...is people thinking you're arrogant.

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

I finally proposed to my SO

She said: thanks kind stranger

Someone broke into my house last night and turned my humidity up all the way.

Thanks for the mold, kind stranger!

*in the park*

Stranger: your dog is kind of unusual looking

Me: haha yeah he's interbred

Duck: \*waddles up\* I'll tell you who else is into bread

What did Puerto Rico say upon winning a gold medal in the olympics?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kindness strangers jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kindness strangers piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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