Kindness Strangers Jokes
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- What do you call a drunk guy trying to start his car? A lyft. Friends don't let friends drive drunk.
- I'm assuming that none of the Jenners ask Kylie to make breakfast. Since she can't even beat an egg
- What did the redditor say after a stranger gave him a piece of explosive gold? Thanks for the gold, kind stranger
- Long John Silver just donated us one of his crew members. Thanks for the stranger kind silver!
- I attacked a stranger with a sock full of dead AAA Duracells Kind of ironic that I was charged with battery
- I would like to thank the kind stranger I met on the bus this morning for teaching me the meaning of the word 'abundance'. It means a lot.
- A kind stranger recently taught me the meaning of Plethora .... Thank you kind sir, It means a lot.
- The worst part about being able to see the future... ...is people thinking you're arrogant.
Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! - Someone broke into my house last night and turned my humidity up all the way. Thanks for the mold, kind stranger!
- What did Puerto Rico say upon winning a gold medal in the olympics? Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
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Kindness Strangers One Liners
Which kindness strangers one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kindness strangers? I can suggest the ones about complete strangers and kindly.
- Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888 So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678
- Do you know how to avoid clickbait? Apparently not.
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- A Reddit user robs a bank. Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
- What did the redditor say to the leprechaun? Thanks for the Gold, kind stranger!
- What was Jesus' first words? Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
- "Thanks for the gold, kind stranger" I told as I was taking away his dental implant.
- I finally proposed to my SO She said: thanks kind stranger
- Thanks for the gold kind stranger. Oh wow I can't believe that worked.
- Phishing Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
- What did the pirate say after his successful pillage? Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
- I've successfully made a time machine Thank you kind stranger for giving me gold
- Hi Gilded, I am Kind Stranger
- What do you call children born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts
Cheeky Kindness Strangers Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about kindness strangers you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean good neighbor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kindness strangers pranks.
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I got fired from the s**... bank yesterday
Apparently you're not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say, "get a load of this guy" every time someone walks in.
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After s**... with my new girlfriend last night she snuggled up next to me and said, "You are definitely the biggest I've ever had."
Apparently "ditto" wasn't the correct response.
Thanks for the updates friends, I just don't know how people get those yellowish stars and would really like to learn.
[edit] Thank you for the gold kind stranger.
The kindness of strangers
An old lady on a bus offers the driver some peanuts. The driver, being polite, accepts and munches them.
Every 5 minutes she gives him a handful more peanuts.
Driver : Why don't you eat them yourself ?
Old lady : I can't chew them. Look, I have no teeth.
Driver : Then why do you buy them ?
Old lady : Oh, I just love the chocolates around them.
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A guy goes to the doctor and after a checkup the doctor discovers that he has three t**....
The patient asks whether that is a problem, but the doctor assures him that it's not and that he'd wish he had three t**....
Kind of proud the patient leaves the doctor's office and sits on a park bench next to a stranger.
He says to him: "Together we have five t**....", to which the other replies: "Why? Do you have none?"
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I sat on my hand for a while, then m**... with it. It was pure gold.
Thank you, kind stranger.
Old western stranger
An old man sitting at the edge of an old western town sees a silhouette approaching from the dusty horizon. Its not long before he realizes that it is a 3 legged dog limping toward him. The old man shouts a warning to the dog "we dont take kindly to strangers around here". The 3 legged dog limps like john wayne while slowly raising his gaze up to look straight into the old mans eyes with a piercing stare and says" Im lookin for the man who shot my paw"
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What's the difference between a chicken and a pregnant woman?
You can't debone a pregnant woman.
If the only prayer you say is "Thank you," that will be enough.
Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.
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I was such an ugly baby...
I was such an ugly baby...My Mom was pushing me in a pram one day and was so upset with folk's reaction to her ugly baby. She sat down on a park bench and the tears began to flow. A kindly stranger noticed her tearfully rocking the pram and decided to do a good deed. He bought a large ice cream and handed it to her. 'Listen, dear,' he said, 'I know you have problems, you don't have to tell me what they are, but hopefully this will cheer you up.' My Mom smiled through her tears and accepted the ice cream. The kind stranger returned the smile then held out his other hand and said, 'And here is a bag of nuts for the monkey!'