Kindness Jokes

38 kindness jokes and hilarious kindness puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kindness that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Best Short Kindness Jokes

Short kindness puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kindness humour may include short goodness jokes also.

  1. What do you call a drunk guy trying to start his car? A lyft. Friends don't let friends drive drunk.
  2. I'm assuming that none of the Jenners ask Kylie to make breakfast. Since she can't even beat an egg
  3. When Trump borrows $1,000,000 from his dad it's a small loan But when he donates that much money to Texas, it's a yuuuge contribution
  4. What is a Pirate's favorite letter? The one from the General Manager telling him he's been traded to the Mets.
    Thanks to everyone who awarded this post! You're so kind .
  5. What's a good name for a detective? Mr. E
    * My 9 year old daughter came up with this, so please be kind
  6. My grandpa warned people the titanic would sink and no one listened. He kept warning them until they got sick of it and kicked him out of the theater.
  7. There are two kinds of people who care a lot about their exact age. Small children and 39 year old's.
  8. I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today." "Which doctor?", she replied.
    "No, the regular kind."
  9. My granddaughter just hit me with this one: what is the biggest kind of ant ? A gi-ant!
    I am so proud right now!
  10. What did the redditor say after a stranger gave him a piece of explosive gold? Thanks for the gold, kind stranger
Kindness joke, What did the redditor say after a stranger gave him a piece of explosive gold?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about kindness can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of kindness puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Kindness One Liners

Which kindness one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kindness? I can suggest the ones about kindly and good deed.

  1. Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888 So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678
  2. Do you know how to avoid clickbait? Apparently not.
  3. Why was the anti-vaxxer's 3 year old crying? They were having a mid-life crisis.
  4. What do you call children born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts
  5. No matter how kind you are... No matter how kind you are, German kids are kinder.
  6. What kind of eclipse is it when the sun moves in front of the moon? An Apocaclipse.
  7. What kind of organization is Atheism? Non-prophet.
  8. What kind of running means walking? Running out of gas!
  9. What kind of music do wind turbines like? They're huge metal fans
  10. what kind of dinosaur has the cleanest teeth? A Flossiraptor
    Courtesy of my 6-year old.
  11. When a BMW owner learns to drive... What kind of car do they switch to?
  12. What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke? Yours.
  13. Name a vegetable that's kind of cool. Radish
  14. what kind of fish is made up of 2 atoms only? 2Na
  15. What kind of sunglasses does Ned Flanders wear? Oakley Dokelys

Kindness Strangers Jokes

Here is a list of funny kindness strangers jokes and even better kindness strangers puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Long John Silver just donated us one of his crew members. Thanks for the stranger kind Silver!
  • I attacked a stranger with a sock full of dead AAA Duracells Kind of ironic that I was charged with battery
  • I would like to thank the kind stranger I met on the bus this morning for teaching me the meaning of the word 'abundance'. It means a lot.
  • A Reddit user robs a bank. Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
  • What did the redditor say to the leprechaun? Thanks for the Gold, kind stranger!
  • What was Jesus' first words? Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
  • A kind stranger recently taught me the meaning of Plethora .... Thank you kind sir, It means a lot.
  • "Thanks for the gold, kind stranger" I told as I was taking away his dental implant.
  • What's the difference between a chicken and a pregnant woman? You can't debone a pregnant woman.
  • The worst part about being able to see the future... people thinking you're arrogant.
    Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Kindness joke, The worst part about being able to see the future...

Hilarious Fun Kindness Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about kindness you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean charity jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make kindness prank.

I got fired from the s**... bank yesterday

Apparently you're not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say, "get a load of this guy" every time someone walks in.

My best friend got mad at me because he caught me sniffing his sister's p**...

It didn't help that she was still wearing them.
Or that his whole family was there.
That made the rest of his sister's f**... kind of awkward.
And who thought you could make the f**... for such a small child more awkward than it already was..

A man takes his wife to get tested

Several days go by, and he receives a call from the doctor.
The doctor tells him, Due to an unfortunate mixup with the lab, we are not sure of your wife has Covid-19 or Alzheimer'
The man, clearly frustrated, asks, Well what am I supposed to do with that kind of information?
The doctor calmly suggests, I recommend you take her for a very long walk and leave her. If she comes home, don't let her in.

I was in a long McDonald's drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn because I was taking too long to place my order.

Take the high road, I thought to myself. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own.
The cashier must have told her what I'd done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.
When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too.
Now she has to go back to the end of the line to start all over.
Don't honk your horn at old people.

My 7 year old son came in from school today and asked me:

"Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?"
"Erm, I don't know" I replied
"Mickey Mouse" he replied laughing
"Dad, what kind of duck can walk on 2 legs"
"Donald Duck" I replied
"No, all ducks you idiot"

After s**... with my new girlfriend last night she snuggled up next to me and said, "You are definitely the biggest I've ever had."

Apparently "ditto" wasn't the correct response.
Thanks for the updates friends, I just don't know how people get those yellowish stars and would really like to learn.
[edit] Thank you for the gold kind stranger.

Kindness joke, After s**... with my new girlfriend last night she snuggled up next to me and said, "You are definit

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