Kindness Jokes

Funniest Kindness Short Jokes

Short kindness jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kindness humour may include short goodness jokes also.

1. What do you call a drunk guy trying to start his car? A lyft. Friends don't let friends drive drunk.
   
2. I'm assuming that none of the Jenners ask Kylie to make breakfast. Since she can't even beat an egg
   
3. When Trump borrows $1,000,000 from his dad it's a small loan But when he donates that much money to Texas, it's a yuuuge contribution
   
4. What is a Pirate's favorite letter? The one from the General Manager telling him he's been traded to the Mets.
   Thanks to everyone who awarded this post! You're so kind .
5. What's a good name for a detective? Mr. E
   * My 9 year old daughter came up with this, so please be kind
6. My grandpa warned people the titanic would sink and no one listened. He kept warning them until they got sick of it and kicked him out of the theater.
7. There are two kinds of people who care a lot about their exact age. Small children and 39 year old's.
8. I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today." "Which doctor?", she replied.
   "No, the regular kind."
9. My granddaughter just hit me with this one: what is the biggest kind of ant ? A gi-ant!
   I am so proud right now!
10. What did the redditor say after a stranger gave him a piece of explosive gold? Thanks for the gold, kind stranger

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Kindness One Liners

Which kindness one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kindness? I can suggest the ones about kindly and good deed.

1. Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888 So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678
   
2. Do you know how to avoid clickbait? Apparently not.
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3. Why was the anti-vaxxer's 3 year old crying? They were having a mid-life crisis.
   
4. What do you call children born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts
   
5. No matter how kind you are... No matter how kind you are, German kids are kinder.
6. What kind of eclipse is it when the sun moves in front of the moon? An Apocaclipse.
7. What kind of organization is Atheism? Non-prophet.
8. What kind of running means walking? Running out of gas!
9. What kind of music do wind turbines like? They're huge metal fans
10. what kind of dinosaur has the cleanest teeth? A Flossiraptor
    Courtesy of my 6-year old.
11. When a BMW owner learns to drive... What kind of car do they switch to?
12. What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke? Yours.
13. Name a vegetable that's kind of cool. Radish
14. what kind of fish is made up of 2 atoms only? 2Na
15. What kind of sunglasses does Ned Flanders wear? Oakley Dokelys

Kindness Strangers Jokes

Here is a list of funny kindness strangers jokes and even better kindness strangers puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Long John Silver just donated us one of his crew members. Thanks for the stranger kind Silver!
• I attacked a stranger with a sock full of dead AAA Duracells Kind of ironic that I was charged with battery
• I would like to thank the kind stranger I met on the bus this morning for teaching me the meaning of the word 'abundance'. It means a lot.
• A Reddit user robs a bank. Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
• What did the redditor say to the leprechaun? Thanks for the Gold, kind stranger!
• What was Jesus' first words? Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
• A kind stranger recently taught me the meaning of Plethora .... Thank you kind sir, It means a lot.
• "Thanks for the gold, kind stranger" I told as I was taking away his dental implant.
• What's the difference between a chicken and a pregnant woman? You can't debone a pregnant woman.
  
• The worst part about being able to see the future... ...is people thinking you're arrogant.
  Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Hilarious Fun Kindness Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about kindness you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean charity jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kindness pranks.