Kindness Jokes
38 kindness jokes and hilarious kindness puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kindness that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Kindness Short Jokes
Short kindness jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kindness humour may include short goodness jokes also.
- What do you call a drunk guy trying to start his car? A lyft. Friends don't let friends drive drunk.
- I'm assuming that none of the Jenners ask Kylie to make breakfast. Since she can't even beat an egg
- When Trump borrows $1,000,000 from his dad it's a small loan But when he donates that much money to Texas, it's a yuuuge contribution
- What is a Pirate's favorite letter? The one from the General Manager telling him he's been traded to the Mets.
Thanks to everyone who awarded this post! You're so kind . - What's a good name for a detective? Mr. E
* My 9 year old daughter came up with this, so please be kind - There are two kinds of people who care a lot about their exact age. Small children and 39 year old's.
- I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today." "Which doctor?", she replied.
"No, the regular kind." - My granddaughter just hit me with this one: what is the biggest kind of ant ? A gi-ant!
I am so proud right now! - What did the redditor say after a stranger gave him a piece of explosive gold? Thanks for the gold, kind stranger
- What kind of doctor is always on call? An oncologist!
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I made this one up last night but I'm sure someone has thought of it before.
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Kindness One Liners
Which kindness one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kindness? I can suggest the ones about kindly and good deed.
- Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888 So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678
- Do you know how to avoid clickbait? Apparently not.
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- What kind of eclipse is it when the sun moves in front of the moon? An Apocaclipse.
- What kind of running means walking? Running out of gas!
- What kind of music do wind turbines like? They're huge metal fans
- When a bmw owner learns to drive... What kind of car do they switch to?
- What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke? Yours.
- Name a vegetable that's kind of cool. Radish
- what kind of fish is made up of 2 atoms only? 2Na
- What kind of sunglasses does Ned Flanders wear? Oakley Dokelys
- What kind of STD's do fish get? Merm-aids
- there are ten kinds of people Those who understand binary jokes, and those who don't.
- What kind of drug should dinosaurs never take? A steroid.
- Thanos seems a lot like a pessimist to me Y'know, the 'universe half empty' kind of guy
- What kind of eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie? That's a Moray.
Kindness Strangers Jokes
Here is a list of funny kindness strangers jokes and even better kindness strangers puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Long John Silver just donated us one of his crew members. Thanks for the stranger kind Silver!
- I attacked a stranger with a sock full of dead AAA Duracells Kind of ironic that I was charged with battery
- I would like to thank the kind stranger I met on the bus this morning for teaching me the meaning of the word 'abundance'. It means a lot.
- A Reddit user robs a bank. Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
- What did the redditor say to the leprechaun? Thanks for the Gold, kind stranger!
- What was Jesus' first words? Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
- A kind stranger recently taught me the meaning of Plethora .... Thank you kind sir, It means a lot.
- "Thanks for the gold, kind stranger" I told as I was taking away his dental implant.
- The worst part about being able to see the future... ...is people thinking you're arrogant.
Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! - I finally proposed to my SO She said: thanks kind stranger

Hilarious Fun Kindness Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about kindness you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean charity jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kindness pranks.
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I got fired from the s**... bank yesterday
Apparently you're not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say, "get a load of this guy" every time someone walks in.
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What do you call children born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts
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My best friend got mad at me because he caught me sniffing his sister's p**...
It didn't help that she was still wearing them.
Or that his whole family was there.
That made the rest of his sister's f**... kind of awkward.
And who thought you could make the f**... for such a small child more awkward than it already was..
A man takes his wife to get tested
Several days go by, and he receives a call from the doctor.
The doctor tells him, Due to an unfortunate mixup with the lab, we are not sure of your wife has Covid-19 or Alzheimer'
The man, clearly frustrated, asks, Well what am I supposed to do with that kind of information?
The doctor calmly suggests, I recommend you take her for a very long walk and leave her. If she comes home, don't let her in.
I was in a long McDonald's drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn because I was taking too long to place my order.
Take the high road, I thought to myself. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own.
The cashier must have told her what I'd done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.
When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too.
Now she has to go back to the end of the line to start all over.
Don't honk your horn at old people.
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My 7 year old son came in from school today and asked me:
"Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?"
"Erm, I don't know" I replied
"Mickey Mouse" he replied laughing
"Dad, what kind of duck can walk on 2 legs"
"Donald Duck" I replied
"No, all ducks you idiot"
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After s**... with my new girlfriend last night she snuggled up next to me and said, "You are definitely the biggest I've ever had."
Apparently "ditto" wasn't the correct response.
Thanks for the updates friends, I just don't know how people get those yellowish stars and would really like to learn.
[edit] Thank you for the gold kind stranger.
Kim Jong-Un walks into a school in North Korea.
He asks a student "Who is your father?
The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father."
Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?"
The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of True Korea, outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother."
Kim Jong applauses. "What a diligent student you are. What do you want to be when you're older?"
The student replies "An orphan."
