The Best 4 Kindergartener Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kindergartener jokes. There are some kindergartener homeschooling jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kindergartener nursery puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kindergartener Jokes and Puns

A math teacher asks a kindergartener: "Tommy, if you have a nickel in one pocket, and a quarter in the other, what do you have?"

"someone else's pants"

What do you call it when one kindergartener beats up another kindergartener to become class president?

A coup d'tot.

Why do dogs run behind people?

Because people have bones in them.

(Not mine. My Kindergartener came up with this today).

Why did the kindergartener cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kindergartener kindergarden jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kindergartener kiddo piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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