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Kindergartener Jokes

5 kindergartener jokes and hilarious kindergartener puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kindergartener that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Silly & Ridiculous Kindergartener Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What is a good kindergartener joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.

bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten.

"1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

Guns are like gum...

Pull it out in class and everyone acts like you've been best friends since kindergarten.

Breaking News: Local Kindergarten reports major Peek-a-Boo accident.

All involved were rushed to the ICU

Blackbeard the pirate sends his son BB Junior to kindergarten

As its the first day, the teachers want to gauge how smart each child is.
"who can sing the Alphabet" enquires the teacher
'Y'arrrr I can" says BB Junior
"Ok BB, go ahead" the teacher encourages
BB stands up full of confidence
"A B C C C C C C C D E F..."
"Stop" the teacher interrupts "thats not right BB there is only one C"
BB looks at her as if she's an idiot
"WRONG" he retorts "THERE ARE *SEVEN C's*"

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