The Best 4 Kindergarden Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kindergarden jokes. There are some kindergarden student jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kindergarden kindergartener puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kindergarden Jokes and Puns

I just came back from the eye doctor, he says I have kindergarden disease.

I asked her what that meant, she said that means I have really small pupils.

-Dad, did you ever fall in love with a teacher?

-Yes son, the kindergarden teacher

-And what happened?

-Your mother was not amused, we had to take you to another school.

For those who get Jewish humor...

A kindergarden class is asked to do some drawing. The teacher approaches a 5-year-old girl in the class and asks her what she's drawing.

"I'm drawing God," she says.

The teacher smiles. "But no one knows what God looks like."

"They will in 5 minutes."

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kindergarden kindergarten jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kindergarden children piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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