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Kinder Surprise Jokes

28 kinder surprise jokes and hilarious kinder surprise puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kinder surprise that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Kinder Surprise Short Jokes

Short kinder surprise jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kinder surprise humour may include short kinder jokes also.

  1. What's the difference between a kinder surprise and Michael jackson. One is a choking hazard for children and the other is a chocolate covered candy
  2. The man who invented the Kinder Surprise had died. The pathologist who does his autopsy is in for a treat.
  3. I asked my wife to bring me a Kinder Surprise when she went to the supermarket... She delivered.
  4. What do you call it when a white woman who "slept" with Bill Cosby gives birth? Kinder Surprise
  5. I just got a tinder surprise Oh wait, I read it wrong... it was suppose to say kinder surprise

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Kinder Surprise One Liners

Which kinder surprise one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kinder surprise? I can suggest the ones about surprise party and surprise visit.

  1. What do cannibals call pregnant women? Kinder surprise
  2. How do you call unexpected pregnancy in German? Kinder Surprise
  3. What is a pregnant woman to a cannibal? Kinder Surprise.
  4. What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A kinder surprise
  5. What do you call an unexpected birth? A Kinder Surprise.
  6. What do you call it when a Bill Cosby victim gives birth? Kinder Surprise.
  7. What do they call an unplanned pregnancy in Germany? A kinder surprise
  8. What is it called when a German has a tear in his c**... Kinder Surprise
  9. What do you call a German p**... hiding in the playground bushes? Kinder Surprise!
  10. What is a c**... with a hole? Kinder Surprise
  11. What does a hedgehog do at the c**... factory? Kinder Surprise!

Quirky and Hilarious Kinder Surprise Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about kinder surprise you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean surprise love jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kinder surprise pranks.

Going through customs at a US airport

Customs agent: Do you have anything to declare today?
Me: *starts sweating* ummmmm no. *trips and falls. Hundred of Kinder eggs spill from my pockets, jacket and bag*
Customs agent: GET ON THE FLOOR NOW!
Me: But, I am -
*armed guards swarm around and pin me down*
Armed guards: WHAT'S IN THE EGGS!!!
Me: I don't know, it's a surprise!!
(Sorry if the formatting s**.... On mobile)