The Best 17 Kinder Surprise Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kinder Surprise jokes. There are some kinder surprise jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kinder surprise puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kinder Surprise Jokes and Puns

What do cannibals call pregnant women?

Kinder surprise

How do you call unexpected pregnancy in German?

Kinder Surprise

Going through customs at a US airport

Customs agent: Do you have anything to declare today?
Me: *starts sweating* ummmmm no. *trips and falls. Hundred of Kinder eggs spill from my pockets, jacket and bag*
Customs agent: GET ON THE FLOOR NOW!
Me: But, I am -
*armed guards swarm around and pin me down*
Armed guards: WHAT'S IN THE EGGS!!!
Me: I don't know, it's a surprise!!

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What is a pregnant woman to a cannibal?

Kinder Surprise.

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?

A kinder surprise


What is it called when a German has a tear in his condom

Kinder Surprise

What's the difference between a kinder surprise and Michael jackson.

One is a choking hazard for children and the other is a chocolate covered candy

What do you call a German paedophile hiding in the playground bushes?

Kinder Surprise!

What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

The man who invented the Kinder Surprise had died.

The pathologist who does his autopsy is in for a treat.

What does a hedgehog do at the condom factory?

Kinder Surprise!

You can explore kinder surprise reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean kinder surprise dad jokes. There are also kinder surprise puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What do you call an unexpected birth?

A Kinder Surprise.

I asked my wife to bring me a Kinder Surprise when she went to the supermarket...

She delivered.

What do you call it when a Bill Cosby victim gives birth?

Kinder Surprise.

What do they call an unplanned pregnancy in Germany?

A kinder surprise

What do you call it when a white woman who "slept" with Bill Cosby gives birth?

Kinder Surprise

I just got a tinder surprise

Oh wait, I read it wrong... it was suppose to say kinder surprise

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kinder surprise jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kinder surprise piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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