Kinda Jokes
130 kinda jokes and hilarious kinda puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kinda that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Kinda Short Jokes
Short kinda jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kinda humour may include short sorta jokes also.
- I know global warming is bad but wouldn't it be kinda funny if dinosaurs made humans go extinct?
- Bumblebees can fly higher than mount Everest Kinda obvious. Considering mount Everest can't fly
- Anyone know where a guy can find someone to hang out with, maybe have a few beers with, talk to, and kinda just enjoy spending time with? Asking for a friend.
- Ebola, covid, and monkeypox walk into a bar. The bartender says, What is this, some kinda sick joke?
- How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two, but its kinda hard to get em in there.
- Kinda corny but it did actually crack me up... Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?
A. Banned from the Zoo. - Marriage is like having your favorite meal every day... At first, it's great! But after a week, you're thinking, "Eh, I kinda feel like having Asian tonight."
- You woman gotta' realise, making us sleep on the couch ain't that bad... It's kinda manly, makes us feel like we are camping. With an angry bear nearby.
- I saw some crippled kid getting picked on the other day... He got kinda upset with me when I told him to stand up for himself.
- I'm kinda new to gardening... Someone suggested I put horse manure on my strawberries.
Well, I'm never doing that again...
I'll just stick to whipped cream.
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Kinda One Liners
Which kinda one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kinda? I can suggest the ones about little bit and slightly.
- Interviewer: So, tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not... I kinda want this job.
- I felt kinda sick at the airport earlier... It could be a terminal illness.
- I don't trust people who can draw... They all seem kinda sketchy.
- I've never liked the guy who sang Take On Me... He always seemed kinda sketchy.
- Why don't I like trees? They look kinda shady to me
- Friends are like bricks it's kinda funny when you throw them through a window
- Just found this Sub and it made my day. It was half eaten and tasted kinda funky though.
- What kinda room has no doors and no windows? A mushroom.
- Got in a fight with frequency today We've been friends for ages, so it kinda hertz.
- Reddit is kinda like Instagram, I hate to say Nobody cares unless you show your cake
- What do you call a T-Rex after the gym? Kinda-saur
- I'm kinda like Titanic when it comes to meeting people Not that great at breaking the ice
- I have a joke about stale bread Unfortunately it's kinda crumby
- I used to hate algae... But now I'm kinda lichen it
- How do ginger people make friends? I'm being serious, it's getting kinda lonely here.
Kinda Bad Jokes
Here is a list of funny kinda bad jokes and even better kinda bad puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I ordered "Texas Fries" off the bar menu... I thought they would be *kinda* bad, but I didn't expect to receive fries floating in a bucket of water.
- I always kinda feel bad when someone calls me "sir" Because I'm a woman.
- I saw a really bad joke this morning. Most people laughed, I just found it kinda sad and then I stopped looking in the mirror.
- With so many posts online telling me to vote, I kinda feel bad for not voting today And I'm not even an American.
Comical Kinda Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about kinda you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean partially jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kinda pranks.
I'm an average man...
But sometimes I can get kinda mean
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I had s**... with a flame thrower
To be honest, it was kinda hot
So last night I fell off my balcony...
Instead of falling and getting really badly hurt, I kinda just floated down to the ground... landing without a scratch.
The news spread fast and everyone was wondering how that happened. I was later asked to explain the whole event, but I couldn't. I guess I just didn't get the whole gravity of the situation.
Have you guys heard about the drastic effects of erosion on the Great Pyramids?
Yeah, they're kinda pointless now.
Your face is kinda similar to a planet...
''Oh yeah, Which one?''
''Uranus''
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My kinda Dr.
a woman goes to a new gynocologist for the first time, for her annual pap smear. as the dr.is getting everything ready, and the woman is in the usual position, the dr. explains that there will be some discomfort. he then asks if she would like to numb the area first so she is more comfortable. she tells the dr. *yes please* and he then proceeds to bury his face between her legs and says...num num numnum...
Two grizzlies are out grocery shopping...
Then one grizzly turns around and says to the other : "it's kinda quiet in here today dont you think?"
A woman answers her door...
And a man is standing in the doorway. He says, "lady I'm sorry, but I think I just hit your cat." The lady replies, " oh no, I don't think so, he hardly ever gets out of the house." The man says, "well it came running out of your yard." The woman then asks, "what does it look like?" The man says, "well it looks kinda flat and runny." "No what did it look like before you hit it?". "Surprised. "
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A farmer goes to the market to buy a rooster
He sees one he likes, so he asks the seller:"Is he any good for mating?"
"Oh, no problem there, he s**... every single chicken I had. He even tries to screw ducks, turkeys, even pigs!"
"Then why" asks the puzzled farmer "are you even selling him?"
"You see" answers the seller "lately he's been looking at me kinda funny."
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Having s**... with a blonde is kinda like sitting down onto a warm toilet seat.
Having s**... with a blonde is kinda like sitting down onto a warm toilet seat. It feels nice, but you gotta wonder who was there before you.
My dads favorite
When you're kissing with your honey
and your nose is kinda runny
you may think its kinda funny
but it's not
My mom and I were at church Sunday morning
We left the house in the usual hurry.
We made it to church and I was felling kinda sick.I told my Mom and she says to go out
side the frontdoor and she'd be out to check on me.I was about to spew so I ran towards
the door.A few minutes later I returned to my seat.Mom was surprised to see me back so quickly.
You didn't make it outside ,did you?
Didn't have to Mom ,there was a box by the door that said "for the sick or elderly"
I think it's kinda funny people named their kids after US states…
Y'know, names like Carolina, Georgia, Dakota, Virginia, etc. When I have a kid, I'm gonna name him Michigan, just in case some guy named Mitch reincarnates into him.
The two old-timers...
...were having a chat over the back fence.
"You know, Chester," said one, "you should invest in some heavier curtains for your bedroom window."
"Why's that, Clem?"
"Because the ones you have now are kinda transparent. In fact, last night I could see you making love to your wife."
"Pfft! That shows how bad your eyesight is. I wasn't even home last night!"
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My cousins zodiac sign was cancer. Kinda ironic how she died.
She got eaten by a giant crab.
I don't think Flounder I caught today was very happy with me.
He was looking at me kinda sideways.
A man rolls thru a STOP sign and a cop pulls him over
"I pulled you over because you failed to stop at that stop sign. You only slowed down."
"Slow down... stop... what's the difference?"
The cop pulls the man out of his car and begins beating him with his nightstick.
"Now you tell me whether you want me to stop... or slow down."
*This joke was told to me by a police officer, which made it kinda scary.
Did you hear about the mathematician who got out of jail?
He's trying to integrate back into society, but you can still kinda differentiate him from others.
Star wars dad joke heard tonight
Dad "Chewbacca seems kinda big for an ewok..."
Me "he's a wookie. "
Dad "he can't be, he's been in lots of movies now."
What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?
A radish
I kinda want Hillary to win the US election
Just for the sheer irony of her sitting at the desk Monica was under.
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Kinda scared for 2017
Because 2+0+1+7 is 10 - the exact number of n**... h**... would have if he had 8 more
What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
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I've kinda felt like my headphones recently
I've got a severe lack of anything to jack inside of.
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The UK Government has decided to make l**... legal as a drug for weight loss
It makes sense if you think about it. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it...
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s**... is kinda like pizza...
It tastes better without rubber.
Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?
He was kinda flakey
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A son runs to his dad screaming: "Dad, I think I'm gay!"
The dad says: "And why's that?"
The child replies: "I think that Justin Bieber is kinda hot..."
The dad then says: "That doesn't mean you're gay, you just have a really bad taste in women!"
I went to a 4-year olds birthday party once, it was kinda awkward...
...probably because I wasn't invited...
Adam's discussion with God
So Adam is walking around the Garden of Eden and he calls out to God that he's kinda bored and lonely. He asks God if he can create someone who is kind and admires and serves him(Adam) in every way. God responds He can, but it's going to cost an arm and a leg, so Adam asks what he can get for a rib.
There something I don't like about the tree in my font yard.
Seems kinda shady!
When you use a knife, you press with the same force but at a much higher pressure.
That's kinda the point.
I made a donation to mesothelioma research.
They're kinda limited on funding and doing asbestos they can.
What's the difference between a gingerbread man and an orange man?
One runs away, the other runs for president.
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So a man asked a woman " I'll pay you a million dollars to sleep with me" she said "yes" the man then asked "what can I get for a dollar?" She said "what kinda person do you think I am?"
The man replied "that's already been determined. I'm negotiating."
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p**... is kinda like being in a relationship...
It's amazing at first but when it's over you feel empty inside.
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Street Fighter is kinda like gay s**...
It's got two dudes trying to land a finishing blow.
Hillary Clinton's New Book Is Already A Bestseller, And It Isn't Even Out Yet
Kinda like how she had won all those primaries before anyone got to cast a vote!
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Timmy came home complaining to his dad that he was being picked on and called gay at school by a boy named Johnny.
Dad: Punch him in the face next time he picks on you son, I won't be mad.
Timmy: Idk, he's kinda cute.
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I never said...
I never said you were s**..., but when I asked you how to spell Mississippi and you asked me if I meant the river or the state, you kinda caught me offguard.
Ever had to force your dog into taking their medication?
It's the worst, right? You try to cover it with peanut butter, even then they know you're up to something. So it gets kinda physical, have to get in there with both hands and hold them open and push it in with your finger, hoping they don't bite you. Turns into a wrestling match, sometimes. But as it turns out, the trick was we were just using the wrong peanut butter. Ever since we switched to creamy, those suppositories just pop right in.
So I went into mcdonalds and ordered some fries.
There was a chubby girl working, she seemed busy and kinda stressed out. She informed me the fries are cooking, and will be ready in about 3 minutes. I told her "no problem" and waited for my fries. After a few minutes she brought me my order and said "sorry about the wait" I said "no problem chubby, you're bound to lose it sometime".
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So i had s**... with this heavier girl at a party last night...
I kinda feel bad cause she was super waisted.
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1 in 3 guys are gay
I really hope it's my buddy Kyle, he's kinda cute.
The flu is kinda like my last girlfriend
Lasted for 2 weeks and got it from my best friend
I kinda wish Twix came with three fingers instead of two...
...that way, if someone asks me for one, I can give them the middle finger.
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I kinda feel sorry for h**....
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
It's kinda ironic that 12 kid football team got trapped by water
Judging by the World Cup, I thought every team knew how to dive
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I heard that 1 in every 4 men are gay...
I hope it's Steve. He's kinda cute.
I'm turning 32 in a few months and I'm kinda depressed about it. I only get to celebrate my birthday for half a minute....
It's my thirty second birthday...
I saw Sean Connery build a bookshelf once. He built it wrong and it was kinda crooked. I called him out on it and he told me...
"I'm ashamed of my shelf.
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Two friends are talking to each other, and one says to the other,
"I've been kinda worried about you man, you're kinda in a slump right now, you seem kinda depressed."
The other looked at him in a state of shock, and said,
"You're a great friend, but you don't have to worry about me, s**...'ll be the last thing I do."
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I'm a glass is always half empty kinda guy.
I'm not pessimistic, I'm just a r**... alcoholic.
How funny are jokes about communism?
Equally as funny as any other joke.
Lol just spent the last 3 hours kinda piecing this together, hope someone likes it.
What kinda snake has a lisp?
A Mike Python
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Two kinda oldish guys visit a casino...
And they arrive at the Roulette table. "Hey, what number should we bet on?" "I dunno. How often do you have s**... in a week?" "12 times." "AWESOME! Me too! Let's bet on 12!".
The ball spins around and around and finally settles on the Zero.
Moral: Be honest.
I kinda stole this
The worst part about liking classical music is when you forget the name of a piece and you can't google the lyrics because there are none
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I don't get why Clubbing Seals is so controversial?
I mean, I'm kinda curious what sort of music they listen to?
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Have you ever seen the show n**... & Afraid?
It kinda reminds me of playing hide and seek with my uncle.
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I kinda miss the late 90's when you could say the N word and people would be like h**... yeah
Now if I say the n word people look at me weird, I can't help it that I still like nickleback
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Tomorrow is kinda like my girlfriend while having s**...
Tomorrow never comes
My friends always complain that I can eat so much and never gain weight. I've told them its because I workout like crazy but they say I'm lying. Well they're kinda right, but I dont lie....
IBS.
Flowers
On Valentine's Day I came home with a dozen roses for my wife. She looked at me and said so I guess you want me to spread my legs now?
I said, well, I kinda thought we'd put them in a vase.
A man is praying to God and asks "God, how is it you created all this in 7 days?"
God replied, "well, you see time is different for you and me. A million years in human time is only a second in time for me. I created everything in 7 days my time, not yours, so the time frame is much greater than interpreted."
"Oh my God, that is ncredible!" the man exclaimed. "So what, like a penny to you is a million dollars for us?"
"Um, yeah, kinda. Something like that...." God says
"Well, in that case, can I just have a penny, God?" The man shoots his shot
"Sure" God agrees, much to the surprise of the man. "Just gimme a second to find it...."
