Kinda Jokes
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Funniest Kinda Short Jokes
Short kinda jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kinda humour may include short sorta jokes also.
- I know global warming is bad but wouldn't it be kinda funny if dinosaurs made humans go extinct?
- Every "yo momma" joke has been done thousands of times, by thousands of different people. Kinda like yo momma.
- Bumblebees can fly higher than mount Everest Kinda obvious. Considering mount Everest can't fly
- I'm kinda scrawny, so I had to quit my job as a personal trainer Yeah, I gave 'em my too weak notice
- Anyone know where a guy can find someone to hang out with, maybe have a few beers with, talk to, and kinda just enjoy spending time with? Asking for a friend.
- I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome... It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it.
- Ebola, covid, and monkeypox walk into a bar. The bartender says, What is this, some kinda sick joke?
- How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two, but its kinda hard to get em in there.
- Kinda corny but it did actually crack me up... Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?
A. Banned from the Zoo. - I like playing chess with bald people in the park The problem is, it's kinda hard to find 32 of them
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Kinda One Liners
Which kinda one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kinda? I can suggest the ones about little bit and slightly.
- Interviewer: So, tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not... I kinda want this job.
- I felt kinda sick at the airport earlier... It could be a terminal illness.
- I don't trust people who can draw... They all seem kinda sketchy.
- I've never liked the guy who sang Take On Me... He always seemed kinda sketchy.
- I heard that 1 in every 4 men are gay... I hope it's Steve. He's kinda cute.
- Why don't I like trees? They look kinda shady to me
- Friends are like bricks it's kinda funny when you throw them through a window
- What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool? Radish
- Just found this Sub and it made my day. It was half eaten and tasted kinda funky though.
- What kinda room has no doors and no windows? A mushroom.
- I wish I could be ugly for one day Cause being ugly every day is kinda lame
- It's kinda corny... What did baby corn say to momma corn?
"Where's pop corn?" - Got in a fight with frequency today We've been friends for ages, so it kinda hertz.
- Reddit is kinda like Instagram, I hate to say Nobody cares unless you show your cake
- What do you call a T-Rex after the gym? Kinda-saur
Kinda Bad Jokes
Here is a list of funny kinda bad jokes and even better kinda bad puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- You woman gotta' realise, making us sleep on the couch ain't that bad... It's kinda manly, makes us feel like we are camping. With an angry bear nearby.
- I ordered "Texas Fries" off the bar menu... I thought they would be *kinda* bad, but I didn't expect to receive fries floating in a bucket of water.
- I always kinda feel bad when someone calls me "sir" Because I'm a woman.
- I saw a really bad joke this morning. Most people laughed, I just found it kinda sad and then I stopped looking in the mirror.
- With so many posts online telling me to vote, I kinda feel bad for not voting today And I'm not even an American.
- s**..., for men, is kinda like pizza... When it's good, it's REALLY GOOD. And when it's bad... meh it's still pretty good.
- So i had s**... with this heavier girl at a party last night... I kinda feel bad cause she was super waisted.
- s**... is a lot like pizza. When it's good, it's good! But when it's bad.. It's still kinda good.
- I kinda feel bad for vacuums No matter how good of a job they do, they still s**...
Comical Kinda Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about kinda you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean partially jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kinda pranks.
I'm an average man...
But sometimes I can get kinda mean
I had s**... with a flame thrower
To be honest, it was kinda hot
I have a dog named Syndrome.
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout out, DOWN SYNDROME!
So last night I fell off my balcony...
Instead of falling and getting really badly hurt, I kinda just floated down to the ground... landing without a scratch.
The news spread fast and everyone was wondering how that happened. I was later asked to explain the whole event, but I couldn't. I guess I just didn't get the whole gravity of the situation.
Have you guys heard about the drastic effects of erosion on the Great Pyramids?
Yeah, they're kinda pointless now.
My kinda Dr.
a woman goes to a new gynocologist for the first time, for her annual pap smear. as the dr.is getting everything ready, and the woman is in the usual position, the dr. explains that there will be some discomfort. he then asks if she would like to numb the area first so she is more comfortable. she tells the dr. *yes please* and he then proceeds to bury his face between her legs and says...num num numnum...
I saw some crippled kid getting picked on the other day...
He got kinda upset with me when I told him to stand up for himself.
A woman answers her door...
And a man is standing in the doorway. He says, "lady I'm sorry, but I think I just hit your cat." The lady replies, " oh no, I don't think so, he hardly ever gets out of the house." The man says, "well it came running out of your yard." The woman then asks, "what does it look like?" The man says, "well it looks kinda flat and runny." "No what did it look like before you hit it?". "Surprised. "
A farmer goes to the market to buy a rooster
He sees one he likes, so he asks the seller:"Is he any good for mating?"
"Oh, no problem there, he s**... every single chicken I had. He even tries to screw ducks, turkeys, even pigs!"
"Then why" asks the puzzled farmer "are you even selling him?"
"You see" answers the seller "lately he's been looking at me kinda funny."
Having s**... with a blonde is kinda like sitting down onto a warm toilet seat.
Having s**... with a blonde is kinda like sitting down onto a warm toilet seat. It feels nice, but you gotta wonder who was there before you.
My dads favorite
When you're kissing with your honey
and your nose is kinda runny
you may think its kinda funny
but it's not
My mom and I were at church Sunday morning
We left the house in the usual hurry.
We made it to church and I was felling kinda sick.I told my Mom and she says to go out
side the frontdoor and she'd be out to check on me.I was about to spew so I ran towards
the door.A few minutes later I returned to my seat.Mom was surprised to see me back so quickly.
You didn't make it outside ,did you?
Didn't have to Mom ,there was a box by the door that said "for the sick or elderly"
I think it's kinda funny people named their kids after US states…
Y'know, names like Carolina, Georgia, Dakota, Virginia, etc. When I have a kid, I'm gonna name him Michigan, just in case some guy named Mitch reincarnates into him.
The two old-timers...
...were having a chat over the back fence.
"You know, Chester," said one, "you should invest in some heavier curtains for your bedroom window."
"Why's that, Clem?"
"Because the ones you have now are kinda transparent. In fact, last night I could see you making love to your wife."
"Pfft! That shows how bad your eyesight is. I wasn't even home last night!"
My cousins zodiac sign was cancer. Kinda ironic how she died.
She got eaten by a giant crab.
I'm kinda terrified for 2015
2 + 0 + 1 + 5 = 8.
The EXACT number of n**... h**... would've had if he had 6 more n**...!
I don't think Flounder I caught today was very happy with me.
He was looking at me kinda sideways.
A man rolls thru a STOP sign and a cop pulls him over
"I pulled you over because you failed to stop at that stop sign. You only slowed down."
"Slow down... stop... what's the difference?"
The cop pulls the man out of his car and begins beating him with his nightstick.
"Now you tell me whether you want me to stop... or slow down."
*This joke was told to me by a police officer, which made it kinda scary.
Marriage is like having your favorite meal every day...
At first, it's great! But after a week, you're thinking, "Eh, I kinda feel like having Asian tonight."
A priest, an Imam, and a Rabbi walk into a bar...
The bartender looks up and says: "What is this, some kinda joke?"
Why cant a ghost have children?
Because they have a halloweenie.
(yes I know this is kinda dumb but I found this funny)
I met a little boy today.
He was sitting on the curb, dressed in rags. He had his face in his hands and it looked like he was crying.
I felt kinda bad he was all alone, so I went and sat down beside him.
I said, "Are you an orphan, little guy?"
As he looked up, his eyes were still red and his cheeks still wet. He managed to crack a small smile.
"Yeah. What gave me away?"
I leaned in close and whispered,
"Your parents."
Star wars dad joke heard tonight
Dad "Chewbacca seems kinda big for an ewok..."
Me "he's a wookie. "
Dad "he can't be, he's been in lots of movies now."
I once saw an Arab on a flight....
I was kinda shocked when I saw him and looked on him with suspicion. Then he understood what I was thinking and approaching me, he said, "Not all Muslims are terrorists" and we laughed so hard that his grenades fell out of his pocket.
What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?
A radish
I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business.
This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said,
"You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
I kinda want Hillary to win the US election
Just for the sheer irony of her sitting at the desk Monica was under.
Kinda scared for 2017
Because 2+0+1+7 is 10 - the exact number of n**... h**... would have if he had 8 more
What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
The UK Government has decided to make l**... legal as a drug for weight loss
It makes sense if you think about it. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it...
s**... is kinda like pizza...
It tastes better without rubber.
Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?
He was kinda flakey
A son runs to his dad screaming: "Dad, I think I'm gay!"
The dad says: "And why's that?"
The child replies: "I think that Justin Bieber is kinda hot..."
The dad then says: "That doesn't mean you're gay, you just have a really bad taste in women!"
I went to a 4-year olds birthday party once, it was kinda awkward...
...probably because I wasn't invited...
What's the difference between a gingerbread man and an orange man?
One runs away, the other runs for president.
^^It's ^^kinda ^^my ^^first ^^submission ^^I ^^hope ^^it's ^^ok
So a man asked a woman " I'll pay you a million dollars to sleep with me" she said "yes" the man then asked "what can I get for a dollar?" She said "what kinda person do you think I am?"
The man replied "that's already been determined. I'm negotiating."
p**... is kinda like being in a relationship...
It's amazing at first but when it's over you feel empty inside.
Woman and the news paper( kinda short)
A woman places an ad in the local newspaper. Looking for a man with three qualifications: won't beat me up, won't run away from me, and is great in bed. Two days later her doorbell rings. Hi, I'm Tim. I have no arms so I won't beat you, and no legs so I won't run away. What makes you think you are great in bed? the woman retorts. Tim replies, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?
I never said...
I never said you were s**..., but when I asked you how to spell Mississippi and you asked me if I meant the river or the state, you kinda caught me offguard.
So I went into mcdonalds and ordered some fries.
There was a chubby girl working, she seemed busy and kinda stressed out. She informed me the fries are cooking, and will be ready in about 3 minutes. I told her "no problem" and waited for my fries. After a few minutes she brought me my order and said "sorry about the wait" I said "no problem chubby, you're bound to lose it sometime".
1 in 3 guys are gay
I really hope it's my buddy Kyle, he's kinda cute.
I'm kinda like Titanic when it comes to meeting people
Not that great at breaking the ice
The flu is kinda like my last girlfriend
Lasted for 2 weeks and got it from my best friend
I used to hate algae...
But now I'm kinda lichen it
Two guys walk into a bar...
which is kinda s**... because the second guy should of seen it.
A blonde and a redhead get on the elevator
The elevator stops on the third floor and a young man gets in.
After he gets off the elevator the blonde looks at the redhead and says "He was kinda cute".
The redhead replies "Yes, but he has dandruff. Someone needs to give him some Head and Shoulders"!
The blonde thinks for a minute and asks "How do you give shoulders?
My first football game was like the time I lost my virginity.
I mean I kinda cried a little... but at least my dad came.
I'm turning 32 in a few months and I'm kinda depressed about it. I only get to celebrate my birthday for half a minute....
It's my thirty second birthday...
I saw Sean Connery build a bookshelf once. He built it wrong and it was kinda crooked. I called him out on it and he told me...
"I'm ashamed of my shelf.
Two friends are talking to each other, and one says to the other,
"I've been kinda worried about you man, you're kinda in a slump right now, you seem kinda depressed."
The other looked at him in a state of shock, and said,
"You're a great friend, but you don't have to worry about me, s**...'ll be the last thing I do."
I'm a glass is always half empty kinda guy.
I'm not pessimistic, I'm just a r**... alcoholic.
How funny are jokes about communism?
Equally as funny as any other joke.
Lol just spent the last 3 hours kinda piecing this together, hope someone likes it.
What kinda snake has a lisp?
A Mike Python
Two kinda oldish guys visit a casino...
And they arrive at the Roulette table. "Hey, what number should we bet on?" "I dunno. How often do you have s**... in a week?" "12 times." "AWESOME! Me too! Let's bet on 12!".
The ball spins around and around and finally settles on the Zero.
Moral: Be honest.
So my buddy and I were driving down a country road and see a sheep with it's head stuck in the fence.
Now, like any good ol Montana boy I know a good opportunity when I see it. I pull over and walk up to the sheep and unzip my pants and start giving it to her. I'm really give'n her the boots when I look over and my buddy is jacking off. I mean, he's really beat'n his meat. Kinda freaked out I stop and ask 'ya wanna turn?'. He runs over and sticks his head in the fence.
Son proudly tells Dad : Dad, I lost my virginity!
Dad : That's my boy! Let's sit down and celebrate this!
Son: I can't sit down it kinda hurts..
I don't get why Clubbing Seals is so controversial?
I mean, I'm kinda curious what sort of music they listen to?
Have you ever seen the show n**... & Afraid?
It kinda reminds me of playing hide and seek with my uncle.
How do ginger people make friends?
I'm being serious, it's getting kinda lonely here.
I found an Onlyfans filled with videos of girls slamming their butts together
It's kinda weird, but I think they're just trying to make ends meet
