Following is our collection of funny Kinda jokes. There are some kinda kind jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kinda cuddly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
but wouldn't it be kinda funny if dinosaurs made humans go extinct?
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout out, DOWN SYNDROME!
What did baby corn say to momma corn?
"Where's pop corn?"
Instead of falling and getting really badly hurt, I kinda just floated down to the ground... landing without a scratch.
The news spread fast and everyone was wondering how that happened. I was later asked to explain the whole event, but I couldn't. I guess I just didn't get the whole gravity of the situation.
Yeah, they're kinda pointless now.
a woman goes to a new gynocologist for the first time, for her annual pap smear. as the dr.is getting everything ready, and the woman is in the usual position, the dr. explains that there will be some discomfort. he then asks if she would like to numb the area first so she is more comfortable. she tells the dr. *yes please* and he then proceeds to bury his face between her legs and says...num num numnum...
He got kinda upset with me when I told him to stand up for himself.
And a man is standing in the doorway. He says, "lady I'm sorry, but I think I just hit your cat." The lady replies, " oh no, I don't think so, he hardly ever gets out of the house." The man says, "well it came running out of your yard." The woman then asks, "what does it look like?" The man says, "well it looks kinda flat and runny." "No what did it look like before you hit it?". "Surprised. "
He sees one he likes, so he asks the seller:"Is he any good for mating?"
"Oh, no problem there, he screwed every single chicken I had. He even tries to screw ducks, turkeys, even pigs!"
"Then why" asks the puzzled farmer "are you even selling him?"
"You see" answers the seller "lately he's been looking at me kinda funny."
Having sex with a blonde is kinda like sitting down onto a warm toilet seat. It feels nice, but you gotta wonder who was there before you.
We left the house in the usual hurry.
We made it to church and I was felling kinda sick.I told my Mom and she says to go out
side the frontdoor and she'd be out to check on me.I was about to spew so I ran towards
the door.A few minutes later I returned to my seat.Mom was surprised to see me back so quickly.
You didn't make it outside ,did you?
Didn't have to Mom ,there was a box by the door that said "for the sick or elderly"
You can explore kinda cuz reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean kinda bit dad jokes. There are also kinda puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
it's kinda funny when you throw them through a window
...were having a chat over the back fence.
"You know, Chester," said one, "you should invest in some heavier curtains for your bedroom window."
"Why's that, Clem?"
"Because the ones you have now are kinda transparent. In fact, last night I could see you making love to your wife."
"Pfft! That shows how bad your eyesight is. I wasn't even home last night!"
Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?
A. Banned from the Zoo.
She got eaten by a giant crab.
2 + 0 + 1 + 5 = 8.
The EXACT number of nipples Hitler would've had if he had 6 more nipples!
He was looking at me kinda sideways.
"I pulled you over because you failed to stop at that stop sign. You only slowed down."
"Slow down... stop... what's the difference?"
The cop pulls the man out of his car and begins beating him with his nightstick.
"Now you tell me whether you want me to stop... or slow down."
*This joke was told to me by a police officer, which made it kinda scary.
At first, it's great! But after a week, you're thinking, "Eh, I kinda feel like having Asian tonight."
The bartender looks up and says: "What is this, some kinda joke?"
Radish
He was sitting on the curb, dressed in rags. He had his face in his hands and it looked like he was crying.
I felt kinda bad he was all alone, so I went and sat down beside him.
I said, "Are you an orphan, little guy?"
As he looked up, his eyes were still red and his cheeks still wet. He managed to crack a small smile.
"Yeah. What gave me away?"
I leaned in close and whispered,
"Your parents."
Dad "Chewbacca seems kinda big for an ewok..."
Me "he's a wookie. "
Dad "he can't be, he's been in lots of movies now."
I was kinda shocked when I saw him and looked on him with suspicion. Then he understood what I was thinking and approaching me, he said, "Not all Muslims are terrorists" and we laughed so hard that his grenades fell out of his pocket.
Yeah, I gave 'em my too weak notice
This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said,
"You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
Just for the sheer irony of her sitting at the desk Monica was under.
Because 2+0+1+7 is 10 - the exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 8 more
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
It makes sense if you think about it. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it...
It tastes better without rubber.
They look kinda shady to me
The dad says: "And why's that?"
The child replies: "I think that Justin Bieber is kinda hot..."
The dad then says: "That doesn't mean you're gay, you just have a really bad taste in women!"
Only two, but its kinda hard to get em in there.
...probably because I wasn't invited...
Kinda like yo momma.
The problem is, it's kinda hard to find 32 of them
One runs away, the other runs for president.
^^It's ^^kinda ^^my ^^first ^^submission ^^I ^^hope ^^it's ^^ok
It could be a terminal illness.
The man replied "that's already been determined. I'm negotiating."
It's amazing at first but when it's over you feel empty inside.
It's kinda manly, makes us feel like we are camping. With an angry bear nearby.
Kinda obvious. Considering mount Everest can't fly
When it's good, it's REALLY GOOD. And when it's bad... meh it's still pretty good.
It was half eaten and tasted kinda funky though.
There was a chubby girl working, she seemed busy and kinda stressed out. She informed me the fries are cooking, and will be ready in about 3 minutes. I told her "no problem" and waited for my fries. After a few minutes she brought me my order and said "sorry about the wait" I said "no problem chubby, you're bound to lose it sometime".
Me: I'd rather not... I kinda want this job.
Not that great at breaking the ice
Lasted for 2 weeks and got it from my best friend
But now I'm kinda lichen it
A mushroom.
He always seemed kinda sketchy.
I hope it's Steve. He's kinda cute.
It's my thirty second birthday...
"I'm ashamed of my shelf.
"I've been kinda worried about you man, you're kinda in a slump right now, you seem kinda depressed."
The other looked at him in a state of shock, and said,
"You're a great friend, but you don't have to worry about me, suicide'll be the last thing I do."
I'm not pessimistic, I'm just a raging alcoholic.
Equally as funny as any other joke.
Lol just spent the last 3 hours kinda piecing this together, hope someone likes it.
Now, like any good ol Montana boy I know a good opportunity when I see it. I pull over and walk up to the sheep and unzip my pants and start giving it to her. I'm really give'n her the boots when I look over and my buddy is jacking off. I mean, he's really beat'n his meat. Kinda freaked out I stop and ask 'ya wanna turn?'. He runs over and sticks his head in the fence.
We've been friends for ages, so it kinda hertz.
Dad : That's my boy! Let's sit down and celebrate this!
Son: I can't sit down it kinda hurts..
I mean, I'm kinda curious what sort of music they listen to?
I'm being serious, it's getting kinda lonely here.
Cause being ugly every day is kinda lame
It's kinda weird, but I think they're just trying to make ends meet
God replied, "well, you see time is different for you and me. A million years in human time is only a second in time for me. I created everything in 7 days my time, not yours, so the time frame is much greater than interpreted."
"Oh my God, that is ncredible!" the man exclaimed. "So what, like a penny to you is a million dollars for us?"
"Um, yeah, kinda. Something like that...." God says
"Well, in that case, can I just have a penny, God?" The man shoots his shot
"Sure" God agrees, much to the surprise of the man. "Just gimme a second to find it...."
That's cause I don't think sex is worth $300.
If I take out a girl and spend $300 on a date then she owes me money.
He's awful if you ask me. Looks alone. Kinda short and barely any hair. Then he's lying in bed all day, and if he's not sleeping he's screaming at her. Also hitting the bottle quite heavily and probably didn't work a single day in his whole life.
I really can't figure out what people see in babies.
Nobody cares unless you show your cake
Kinda sucks, being an astronaut.
Either way, my memory of my pet is kinda spotty.
The husband replied, you don't remember do you? When we were leaving the hospital the baby pooped and you told me to go and change him so I went inside got a clean one and left the dirty one there.
I close my eyes, count to 10 and yell ready or not here I come!
... and see this rough looking big dog sitting outside of the bar and licking his balls.
Drunk 1: "Man! I wish I could do that!"
Drunk 2: "Dunno, Bob... He looks kinda mean. I'd try petting him first"
It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it.
A RADISH
And the first guy noticed the second guy was wearing an "I survived cancer, and all I got was this shirt" shirt
And he was like "oh, I didnt know you lived through cancer"
And the second guy said "oh, well I didnt, my brother gave it to me"
And the first guy responded to this, with "oh, well thats kinda weird for you to wear it then. Tell your brother he did a good job at it I guess"
And the second guy sighed, and looked at the first guy, and said "well, dont worry about it, he didn't either."
They either get twice the number of yo mamma jokes, or twice the number of dads leaving to buy milk.
It was kinda quizzy
Dozen tit?
Marty opens it and takes a whiff. "Smells kinda like wine, Doc"
Doc grabs the bottle, exclaiming "I don't think it's wine, Marty". Doc takes a sip and spits it into Marty's face. "Grape Scotch!?"
I decided to put in my two cents worth. One said that the English language is confusing. "It's," I agreed. The other said, "Oh yeah? Have you had an education on it?" "I've," I responded. "So what? You some kinda english wizard or something?" I responded simply, "Some would say: I'm."
Unfortunately it's kinda crumby
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