Only two, but they'll wait 6 or 7 seasons before screwing it up.
but wouldn't it be kinda funny if dinosaurs made humans go extinct?
Kinda like yo momma.
Kinda obvious. Considering mount Everest can't fly
Yeah, I gave 'em my too weak notice
Me: I'd rather not... I kinda want this job.
I was pretty roughed up, sore, and kinda bloody, but at least my dad came (:
Kinda like yo mamma.
It makes sense if you think about it. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it...
"I pulled you over because you failed to stop at that stop sign. You only slowed down."
"Slow down... stop... what's the difference?"
The cop pulls the man out of his car and begins beating him with his nightstick.
"Now you tell me whether you want me to stop... or slow down."
*This joke was told to me by a police officer, which made it kinda scary.
Because 2+0+1+7 is 10 - the exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 8 more
...were having a chat over the back fence.
"You know, Chester," said one, "you should invest in some heavier curtains for your bedroom window."
"Why's that, Clem?"
"Because the ones you have now are kinda transparent. In fact, last night I could see you making love to your wife."
"Pfft! That shows how bad your eyesight is. I wasn't even home last night!"
Only two, but its kinda hard to get em in there.
It could be a terminal illness.
Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?
A. Banned from the Zoo.
He sees one he likes, so he asks the seller:"Is he any good for mating?"
"Oh, no problem there, he screwed every single chicken I had. He even tries to screw ducks, turkeys, even pigs!"
"Then why" asks the puzzled farmer "are you even selling him?"
"You see" answers the seller "lately he's been looking at me kinda funny."
Why do women have two pairs of lips?
One to bitch with, and one to apologize with.
The problem is, it's kinda hard to find 32 of them
This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said,
"You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
At first, it's great! But after a week, you're thinking, "Eh, I kinda feel like having Asian tonight."
It's amazing at first but when it's over you feel empty inside.
I was kinda shocked when I saw him and looked on him with suspicion. Then he understood what I was thinking and approaching me, he said, "Not all Muslims are terrorists" and we laughed so hard that his grenades fell out of his pocket.
It's kinda manly, makes us feel like we are camping. With an angry bear nearby.
Immune system: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
Pollen: What?! No! We just got lo-
Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES!
Pollen: The what?
Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system: ALL OF THEM!
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
[Dramatic music]
Me: *sneezes*
It tastes the same, but it feels wrong
He always seemed kinda sketchy.
He was sitting on the curb, dressed in rags. He had his face in his hands and it looked like he was crying.
I felt kinda bad he was all alone, so I went and sat down beside him.
I said, "Are you an orphan, little guy?"
As he looked up, his eyes were still red and his cheeks still wet. He managed to crack a small smile.
"Yeah. What gave me away?"
I leaned in close and whispered,
"Your parents."
He got kinda upset with me when I told him to stand up for himself.
I hope it's Steve. He's kinda cute.
They look kinda shady to me
it's kinda funny when you throw them through a window
Dad "Chewbacca seems kinda big for an ewok..."
Me "he's a wookie. "
Dad "he can't be, he's been in lots of movies now."
"I've been kinda worried about you man, you're kinda in a slump right now, you seem kinda depressed."
The other looked at him in a state of shock, and said,
"You're a great friend, but you don't have to worry about me, suicide'll be the last thing I do."
Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He's flying over Wonder Woman's house and sees her bedroom window is open. He stops for a glimpse and sees her lying on her bed naked. She's lying there and squirming around looking real hot.
Superman was getting turned on looking at her so he decides what the hell, I can just fly in real quick, give her the ole' in-out and be out of there before she even knows what hit her. After all he is Superman. So, in he goes, wham-bam and he's out of there.
Wonder Woman knew something happened and says, "What was that?" The invisible man says, "I don't know but, damn, is my ass sore."
a woman goes to a new gynocologist for the first time, for her annual pap smear. as the dr.is getting everything ready, and the woman is in the usual position, the dr. explains that there will be some discomfort. he then asks if she would like to numb the area first so she is more comfortable. she tells the dr. *yes please* and he then proceeds to bury his face between her legs and says...num num numnum...
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