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23 kinda bad jokes and hilarious kinda bad puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kinda bad that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Kinda Bad Short Jokes

Short kinda bad jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kinda bad humour may include short pretty bad jokes also.

  1. I know global warming is bad but wouldn't it be kinda funny if dinosaurs made humans go extinct?
  2. I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome... It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it.
  3. You woman gotta' realise, making us sleep on the couch ain't that bad... It's kinda manly, makes us feel like we are camping. With an angry bear nearby.
  4. I ordered "Texas Fries" off the bar menu... I thought they would be *kinda* bad, but I didn't expect to receive fries floating in a bucket of water.
  5. I saw a really bad joke this morning. Most people laughed, I just found it kinda sad and then I stopped looking in the mirror.
  6. With so many posts online telling me to vote, I kinda feel bad for not voting today And I'm not even an American.
  7. s**..., for men, is kinda like pizza... When it's good, it's REALLY GOOD. And when it's bad... meh it's still pretty good.
  8. So i had s**... with this heavier girl at a party last night... I kinda feel bad cause she was super waisted.
  9. s**... is a lot like pizza. When it's good, it's good! But when it's bad.. It's still kinda good.

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Kinda Bad One Liners

Which kinda bad one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kinda bad? I can suggest the ones about kinda and sorta.

  1. I always kinda feel bad when someone calls me "sir" Because I'm a woman.
  2. I kinda feel bad for vacuums No matter how good of a job they do, they still s**...

Kinda Bad Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about kinda bad you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean real bad jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kinda bad pranks.

The two old-timers...

...were having a chat over the back fence.
"You know, Chester," said one, "you should invest in some heavier curtains for your bedroom window."
"Why's that, Clem?"
"Because the ones you have now are kinda transparent. In fact, last night I could see you making love to your wife."
"Pfft! That shows how bad your eyesight is. I wasn't even home last night!"

I met a little boy today.

He was sitting on the curb, dressed in rags. He had his face in his hands and it looked like he was crying.
I felt kinda bad he was all alone, so I went and sat down beside him.
I said, "Are you an orphan, little guy?"
As he looked up, his eyes were still red and his cheeks still wet. He managed to crack a small smile.
"Yeah. What gave me away?"
I leaned in close and whispered,
"Your parents."

We must follow our policy. . .

I was at the airport the other day to pick someone up but their flight was delayed so I wandered around a bit. I noticed a big scene at one of the airline check ins. there was this agitated vulture holding a couple of dead possums arguing loudly with a whole group of ticket agents. I kinda felt bad for the guy but the airline did have a one carrion policy.

So last night I fell off my balcony...

Instead of falling and getting really badly hurt, I kinda just floated down to the ground... landing without a scratch.
The news spread fast and everyone was wondering how that happened. I was later asked to explain the whole event, but I couldn't. I guess I just didn't get the whole gravity of the situation.

A son runs to his dad screaming: "Dad, I think I'm gay!"

The dad says: "And why's that?"
The child replies: "I think that Justin Bieber is kinda hot..."
The dad then says: "That doesn't mean you're gay, you just have a really bad taste in women!"

Went to a restaurant with my wife and the host's name was Alex. So I said Table for 2 Alex

We were the first Daily Double…
If anyone gets this joke I apologize immensely. Bad dry dad jokes are kinda my thing.

Bad dream. Kinda inappropriate

So after a long weekend of partying on a beach in Florida, these three men all have to book a hotel room. They had to book it last minute and got a hotel room with a single queen size bed. The middle man was a tall blonde male. He slept in the middle of the bed because he was the tallest. So when they wake up the next morning one of the guys go
I had a dream last night that a hot blonde babe j**... me off. The one on the other side said I did too she was tall and had huge hands, it was great.
The guy in the middle says that's so crazy, I had a dream that I was skiing.

Ok, so my neighbours officially hate me.

Me and a few mates were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were roasting marshmallows and stuff when suddenly we hear sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
So we all went running to see what was up, and our neighbour's house was on fire!
Well, when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever..
Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Talk about bad timing...

Poor Boudreaux . . .

Boudreaux was feeling guilty, so he went to confession.
"Father, I kinda took a little lumber from that new construction site."
Priest: "What did you do with the lumber, my son?
Boudreaux: "Well, Father, my porch, she's had a hole for a long time. I'm afraid that someone will break their leg, so I fix the hole."
Priest: "Well, that's not so bad."
Boudreaux: "Well, Father, I had a little lumber left."
Priest: "What did you do with it?
Boudreaux: "Well, my poor dog Phideaux, he ain't never had no place to get outta the weather, so I make him his own little doghouse."
Priest: "OK, anything else?"
Boudreaux: "Well, Father, I had a little lumber left. So you know, my truck, she ain't never had no place to get outta de weather either, so I make her a two-car garage."
Priest: "Now, this is getting a little out of hand."
Boudreaux: "Well, Father, I still had a little lumber left."
Priest: "Yes?"
Boudreaux: "Well, my wife, she always want a bigger house. So I add two bedrooms and a new bathroom."
Priest: "OK! That's definitely too much. For your penance, you are going to have to make a Novena. You do know how to make a Novena, don't you?"
Boudreaux: "No, Father ... but if you got the plans, I got the lumber."

So there's a family of rabbits on the side of the road...

Mommy, Daddy, and Baby Rabbit.
They're hopping across and BAM, a truck runs over Mommy and Daddy, but Baby makes it across.
Back on the other side, there's a family of skunks. Mommy, Daddy, and Baby Skunk.
They go waddling across the road and BAM, a truck runs offer Mommy and Daddy, but Baby makes it across.
So Baby Rabbit and Baby Skunk are sitting there on the side of the road.
The rabbit starts crying. The skunk asks him what's wrong, and the rabbit says "Well, my parents are dead and I'm all alone. I don't know where I'm going, I don't remember where I'm from, I don't even know what I am!"
The skunk looks him over and says "Well, let's see, you've got floppy ears and a cotton tail and hop when you walk, you must be a rabbit!"
The rabbit feels his ears, looks at his tail, takes a hop, and says "You're right, I'm a rabbit. I feel better!"
So they sit there a little longer, but the the skunk starts crying. The rabbit asks him what's wrong, and he says, "Well, my parents are dead too! I'm all alone, I don't know where I'm going, I don't remember where I'm from, I don't even know what I am, either!"
The rabbit looks him over and says, "Well...
You're not white and you're not black, and you smell kinda bad,
You must be a Mexican!"