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If Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau were drowning

If Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau were drowning and you could only save one of them, where would you and Justin Trudeau go for lunch?
If Donald Trump and Kim-Jong Un were drowning and you could only save one of them, where would you and Justin Trudeau go for lunch?

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I feel bad for Kim-Jong Un

It's hard being the fat kid in high school, so it must be really difficult being the only fat kid in the country.

Kim-Jong un wanted to know what his citizens thought of him, so he disguised himself as a regular citizen and went out.

In the streets of Pyongyang, he approached a man and asked, "What you think of our Great Leader?"
The man, not knowing that he was speaking to Kim, said: "Follow me. I don't want anyone to hear me."
He took Kim to a dark, quiet alley where no one will hear. Kim then repeated the question, "What do you think of our Great Leader?"
The man then went closer, whispered in his ears, "I support our Great Leader!"

What do you call a Korean with flu?

Kim-Jong ill

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