The Best 24 Kim Jong Il Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kim Jong Il jokes. There are some kim jong il kim jung jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kim jong il hee puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kim Jong Il Jokes and Puns

So Kim Jong Un is apparently in a coma...

...Which is weird, because I thought his dad was the Il one.

I don't get how a member of the Kim Jong family dies randomly

He wasn't even Il

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

Osama, Ghaddafi, and Kim Jong Il?

Santa must be taking his naughty list a tad seriously this year.

Kim Jong-Il found alive

He's running a hot dog cart in downtown Seoul. It turns out he just wanted a change of Korea.

Why is Kim Jong Un so crazy?

His father was mentally Il.

Kim Jong il is dead?

I guess that's the end of HIS Korea.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

"Dear Reader"

A customer came into a shop and told the shop assistant that he wanted to buy a Kim Jong-il

Assistant: Excuse me, a what?

Customer: Oh sorry, I have trouble remembering the names of items, so I use word association. I want to buy a short ruler.

Assistant: Oh, a Nicolas Sarkozy. Why didn't you say so?

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Do you know how Kim Jong Un's father died?

He was very il

According to North Korean press, Kim Jong Il has entered a sleeping contest.


Kim jong il takes Kim jong un on a visit to a food processing company.

Il points at a machine and says: This one, you put a pig into it and sausages will come out on the other side. The power of science is amazing! To which Un replied: Is there a device then, where you put in a sausage, and pig comes out?

Kim jong il: YOURMOM

Why didn't anyone show up to Kim Jong-il's funeral?

The reports of his death were unbereavable.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What is Kim Jong-il's favourite pizza?


Kim Jong-il became Kim jong-ded

Now Kim Jong-Un with his wife who has vanished from public since 7 months, might be having a Kim Yung-Un

Kim Jong-il

When kim Jong-il was alive, a great deal of North Korean propaganda was created claiming things like Kim Jong-il and his father created the world, and that Kim Jong-il does not urinate or defecate.

Apparently, propaganda was also created for the children of North Korea in the form of a book titled "Everybody Poops... Except Kim Jong-il"

Why did Kim Jong Un's father go to hospital?

He was Kim Jong Il

How does Kim Jong-il greet his guests?

"It's oppressor to meet you"

My wife enrolled in a North Korean cooking school 2 years ago.

"She must cook great Asian food by now."

"Actually, they've only just covered the life and teachings of Kim Jong-il."

My New Year's resolution was to be more like the late Kim Jong Il.

Unfortunately, I've gone to the bathroom a few times already. Still trying, though!

Why did the North Korean go to the hospital?

Because he was feeling Kim Jong-il

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