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My Korea is over
North, things between West and I have gone South.
Trump opened the letter which appeared to contain a single-line coded message:
370HSSV - 0773H
Trump was baffled, so he emailed it to the his aides, who had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI
No one could solve it at FBI, so it went to the CIA. With no clue as to its meaning, FBI finally asked MSS (Ministry of State Security in China for help.
Within a few seconds MSS cabled back with this reply:
"Tell The President he's holding the message upside down."
He asks a student "Who is your father?
The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father."
Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?"
The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of True Korea, outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother."
Kim Jong applauses. "What a diligent student you are. What do you want to be when you're older?"
The student replies "An orphan."
That must be why everyone calls him the supreme reader
It's like he's getting pulled in two different directions.
The last thing we need is more plastic in the ocean.
because they remember what the last fat man did to them
She released the video on pornhub.
(Too soon?)
To escape Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.
"will i marry you?"
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Because he is the Supreme Reader.
Dominoes can deliver a crispy Hawaiian in less than 30 minutes
A glorious reader.
Trump turns to them and shouts: "Stop chasing us and I'll pay you a million dollars!" The terrorists continued.
Then Merkel turns to them and shouts: "Stop chasing us and I'll give you German citizenship!" The terrorists still kept chasing.
Then Kim Jong-un turns and shouts: "You are about to cross the border into the People's Democratic Republic of Korea. Welcome!"
The terrorists screamed and turned to run away.
But that child is going straight to the top...
And slightly to the left...
...Which is weird, because I thought his dad was the Il one.
Oops! Spelt ***nuclear*** wrong.
That's why they call him the Supreme Reader.
They've begun calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive
They are in a hotel at the top of a mountain near a cliff.
Vladimir Putin instructs a soldier to run and jump off the cliff. The soldier says "Please Putin, I have a wife and children!" Putin lets him go.
Kim Jong Un instructs a soldier to jump. The soldier runs to jump off the cliff. Putin grabs him before he can, telling him not to jump. The soldier says "Please Putin, I have a wife and children!"
Mankind
He has no Seoul
He wasn't even Il
It has now been reported that Trump actually managed several sentences in almost fluent English.
The number of people who rode the Titanic is known.
They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.
Trump replies, No way, that's my job. I won't have another asian stealing an American job.
Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
They get turned on when black guys are around.
Of course Kanye picked the option where he could have sex with himself and still have a kid.
The Dear Reader.
Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.
He doesn't have a Seoul
Kim and Kanye, for one.
It's not his fault he suffers from projectile dysfunction.
He doesn't have a Seoul.
1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and 30 years for revealing a state secret.
Kim Jong un
Kim Jung Un has said "The intent is to provide people with a sense of pride and accomplishment for escaping North Korea"
Because he doesn't have a Seoul.
Kim Jong Un has control over his country.
I hope he's pleased with his new, clear weapons.
Looks like his Korea is over
1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and the other 15 for revealing a state secret.
Because he's Supreme Reader
...Is Kim Jong ill?
Send nukes
Because he is Supreme Reader
Nuclear division.
Another Un bites the dust.
Kim Jon dos
They both are getting screwed by Kim
Because she's had more black dudes in her than a jail.
Times New Ramen.
*Credit for this goes to Kim Komando. I heard it on the radio earlier today.*
His advisors break out in applause. Meanwhile Donald Trump is watching this live on TV. He calls Kim Jong Un and asks him:
How are you going to send people to the sun? It's too hot!
Kim Jong Un replies by saying to his advisors:
What an idiot! We can send them at night!
His advisors break out in applause. On hearing this Donald Trump says to his advisors:
What an idiot!…
There is no sun at night!
"What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," said Kim, and so they ambled over to the 'guess-the-weight' stand. The owner guessed 121 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. And back to the 'guess-the-weight' stand they went. Since they had been here before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
The only KKK black men are allowed into
A Supreme Liter.
Kim Kylie Khloe Kendall kourtney kris Kanye
During a break the two leaders made a bet about the loyalty of their guards.
First, Putin called his guard Ivan into the room, opened the window and said, "Ivan, jump down."
Ivan replied in tears, "Mr. President, how could you do this to me? I have a wife and a son."
Putin explained that he was only joking, and let Ivan out.
Then Kim Jong-Un called his guard Lee, and told him to jump. Lee started running toward the window.
Putin grabbed him and said, "Are you crazy? You will die if you jump!"
Struggling, Lee replied, "Let me go! I have a wife and a son!"
They set it lower.
A supreme liter.
Kim Jong-un announced in a news conference that North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years!
A reporter said - "But the sun is very hot. How can your man land on the sun?"
There was a stunned silence. Nobody knew how to react. Then Kim Jong-un quietly answered "We will land at night". The entire audience broke out in thunderous applause !
Back in the White House, Donald Trump and his entourage were watching the news conference on TV. When Trump heard what Kim had said, he sneered - "What an idiot. There is no sun at night time !"
Now, his cabinet broke up in thunderous applause !!
because he has no Seoul
Kim Jong Un is sitting in his office. He proudly tells his advisors:
North Korea will be the first country to send people to the sun!
His advisors break out in applause. Meanwhile Donald Trump is watching this live on TV. He calls Kim Jong Un and asks him:
How are you going to send people to the sun? It's too hot!
Kim Jong Un replies by saying to his advisors:
What an idiot! We can send them at night!
His advisors break out in applause. On hearing this Donald Trump says to his advisors:
What an idiot!…
There is no sun at night!
I guess that's why they call him the Supreme Reader.
At least she let him finish.
He has no Seoul
They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.
The North Korean media still said he got a gold for high jump
And slightly to the left
Just remember that Kim Jong-un is the only fat person in his country.
Come on, you're bigger than that.
He has no Seoul.
Will she be put in a grave or melted along with the rest of the plastic?
Because the news was unbereaveable.
I'm not sure if Kim Kardashian has actually managed to 'break the internet', but she's certainly put a big crack in it!
No Seoul.
Thats why they call him the Supreme Reader
Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection
Cause he's the supreme weeder.
They have both swallowed hundreds of black kids :)
Because he never had to run for office
The Shrodingers cat of dictators.
He is Supreme Reader
Santa must be taking his naughty list a tad seriously this year.
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