Kim Il Jokes

Funniest Kim Il Short Jokes

Short kim il jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kim il humour may include short kim jong il jokes also.

1. So Kim Jong Un is apparently in a coma... ...Which is weird, because I thought his dad was the Il one.
2. 
   Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?
   Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
3. Kim Jong-Il found alive He's running a hot dog cart in downtown Seoul. It turns out he just wanted a change of Korea.
4. What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today? Scratching at the lid of his coffin.
5. Kim Jong-il became Kim jong-ded Now Kim Jong-Un with his wife who has vanished from public since 7 months, might be having a Kim Yung-Un
6. My wife enrolled in a North Korean cooking school 2 years ago. "She must cook great Asian food by now."
   "Actually, they've only just covered the life and teachings of Kim Jong-il."
7. My New Year's resolution was to be more like the late Kim Jong Il. Unfortunately, I've gone to the bathroom a few times already. Still trying, though!

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Kim Il One Liners

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1. I don't get how a member of the Kim Jong family dies randomly He wasn't even Il
2. What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle? The Dear Reader.
3. Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea? Jimmy Kim-il
4. Kim Jong il is dead? I guess that's the end of HIS Korea.
5. How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography? "Dear Reader"
6. Do you know how Kim Jong Un's father died? He was very il
7. According to North Korean press, Kim Jong Il has entered a sleeping contest. Ta-da!
8. What is Kim Jong-il's favourite pizza? Supreme
9. Why did Kim Jong Un's father go to hospital? He was Kim Jong Il
10. How does Kim Jong-il greet his guests? "It's oppressor to meet you"
11. Why did the North Korean go to the hospital? Because he was feeling Kim Jong-il
12. So, it's been a while... I wonder what Kim Jong-Il's looking at now?
13. What did Kim-Jong-Il say when he died? Nothing. He died.
14. So Kim Jong Il is dead? Looks like his Kim Jong Illness took over.
15. So long Kim Jong il I really liked him in community and the hangover.

Kim Il Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

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