The Best 23 Kilts Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kilts jokes. There are some kilts scotsman jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kilts scottish kilt puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kilts Jokes and Puns

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because the sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear zippers a mile off.

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Kilts joke, Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

...because sheep run at the sound of a zipper

Why to Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away...


Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear the sound of a fly being undone.

(Recycled the joke from Mordecai Richler's "Barney's Version". It's a very good read with lots of content to laugh at if you have the time)

Why are Scots the toughest guys in the world?

They wear kilts in a country where thistles grow waist-high.

Kilts joke, Why are Scots the toughest guys in the world?

What do the Scottish people wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear the sound of zippers from far away.

Scots vs English

Why do Scotsman wear kilts? Cause sheep can hear a zipper at 50 yards.

Why do the English wear trousers? Cause goats are deaf.

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a kilometer away.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

The sheep in the field learned to run when they heard a zipper...

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because the sound of zippers scare the sheep away.

Why do the Scots wear kilts?

Sheep run away when they hear a zipper.

Why do the Scottish wear kilts

The sheep can hear zippers miles away

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

So they don't scare the sheep with the sound of a zipper.

Kilts joke, Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Why do scotsmen wear kilts?

Zippers scare the sheep

why do highlanders wear kilts?

because zippers spook the sheep!

Q: How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!


Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because the sheep learned to run away when they heard a zipper open...

Why do the Scotts wear kilts?

Because in the Highlands, sheep can hear zippers for *miles*.

Why do the Scottish call kilts a kilt and not a skirt?

The last person to call it a skirt got kilt.

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

So the sheep don't hear their zippers as they sneak up behind them

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kilts robes jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kilts first kilt piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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