Kilos Jokes

Funniest Kilos Short Jokes

Short kilos jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kilos humour may include short kilograms jokes also.

1. A man walks into a grocery store. Asks for a pound of tomatoes.
   The grocer says, "we call them kilos over here."
   The man replies "fine, a pound of kilos then."
2. My flatmates said I wasted my money buying a kilo of pasta.. ..but I say it was worth every penne.
3. A man walks into a grocery store and says, "Three pounds of potatoes, please." The cashier responds, "Sorry, we only sell kilos now."
   "Ah, too bad. Three pounds of kilos, then."
4. Why do blonde change her baby's diapers once in a week? Because the package says "up to 10 kilos".
5. After progressively lifting heavier weights, I was finally able to squat 600 pounds. Unfortunately, all that money still weighs less than a kilo.
6. I wanted to get in shape so I thought I'd try a British gym... I gained 5 kilos and lost 70 pounds
7. What do you call it when 2 people argue wheather kilos or pounds are better Mutual mass debation
8. Did you guys know that my son is a really big star? Yup, he's 1.989 x 10^30 kilos and has a diameter of 1.4 million kilometers.
9. My work fired me for only losing a kilo! It sure is tough working for the International Bureau Of Weights And Measures...
10. We breathe out a kilogram of carbon dioxide every day. So by that logic, I lose a kilo every day.

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Kilos One Liners

Which kilos one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kilos? I can suggest the ones about kilometers and pounds.

1. What do you call a mockingbird that weighs 2,000 grams? 2 kilo mockingbird
2. How much does a million kilos of evangelism weigh? A Billigraham
3. how to lose 75 kilos of pure fat ? Divorce
4. New Charlie Sheen and lindsay lohan TV show. Two and a half kilos.
5. want to know my sure fire way to loose ten kilos? move to venezuela
6. Don't judge women by kilos, and you won't be judged by centimeters.
7. What was Pablo Escobar's favorite book? Two kilo mockingbird.
8. My friend was caught with a kilo of w**... in Saudi Arabia. He was s**....
9. To weigh 50 kilos and say that you're fat, that is so female…
10. How many kilos of m**... do you need to kill a guinea pig?
11. How much is the price of s**... in New Zealand? About $20 a kilo.

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