The Best 6 Kilometres Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kilometres jokes. There are some kilometres centimeter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kilometres distance puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kilometres Jokes and Puns

Canadians are easy to identify ...

... you can spot them 1.6 kilometres away.

What do you call a British spider man?

Kilometres Morales

Feeling bad about not getting enough exercise?

Get a dog and name him 10 kilometres so you can say you walk/run 10km every day.

(Doesn't work in America though.)

Why don't they listen to Miles Davis in Europe?

Because they listen to Kilometres Davis instead.

I wish I was the speed of kilometres

So I can km/s


I sexually identify as a vast body of water of more than 100 million square kilometres

Can I be trans-atlantic?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kilometres stellar jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kilometres navigation piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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