Kilometre Jokes
3 kilometre jokes and hilarious kilometre puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kilometre that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Silly Kilometre Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What is a good kilometre joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My girlfriend broke up with me for being too un-American
I saw it coming from a kilometre away
What do they call miley cyrus in Europe?
... Kilometre Cyrus
A man is driving a car in somewhere he doesn't know.
He sees a sign that says "Slow: 70 Km".
Seeing the sign, the man lowers the speed to 70 kilometres.
Then he sees a sign that says "Slow: 25 Km". Seeing the sign, he lowers his speed to 25 kilometres.
Then he sees a sign that says "Slow: 1 Km". The man is furious, but he lowers his speed to 1 kilometre.
After an hour he sees a sign. The sign says:
"Welcome to Slow"
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