The Best 4 Kilometre Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kilometre jokes. There are some kilometre kilometer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kilometre autobahn puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kilometre Jokes and Puns

My girlfriend broke up with me for being too un-American

I saw it coming from a kilometre away

What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

... Kilometre Cyrus

My girlfriend broke up with me because I wasn't American enough.

I saw it coming from a kilometre away.

A 3.14 meter long snake !

What do you call a 3.14 meter long snake ?

- a "Py"thon

What do you call a 43 kilometre long snake ?

- a marathon !

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kilometre steppe jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kilometre central piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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