The Best 7 Kilometer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kilometer jokes. There are some kilometer cyrus jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kilometer lactose puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kilometer Jokes and Puns

My girlfriend just broke up with me for being too unamerican..

..but honestly I saw it coming from a kilometer away.

My wife asked me for a divorce today, citing that I was too "un-American".

I saw it coming from a kilometer away.

Eminem's "8 Mile" wasn't very well received in Canada

I guess the title "12.8748 Kilometer" just isn't as catchy.

How they call Miley Cyrus in europe?

Kilometer Cyrus

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a kilometer away.


Do you know who is the writer that spends less gas per kilometer?

Umberto Eco

What would you call Miley Cyrus when she leaves America....

*kilometer cyrus*

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kilometer mil jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kilometer kilo piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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