Kilo Jokes
6 kilo jokes and hilarious kilo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kilo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What do you call a mockingbird that weighs 2,000 grams?
2 kilo mockingbird
My flatmates said I wasted my money buying a kilo of pasta..
..but I say it was worth every penne.
A guy goes into a grocery store.
He sees a pile of potatoes, and asks the store keeper:
"What are those?"
"Those are potatoes"
"Can I have a kilo of potatoes individually wrapped?"
The store keeper shakes his head and start wrapping potatoes.
"What are those?"
"Those are plums..."
"Can I have a kilogram of plums all individually wrapped?"
The store keeper cusses under his breath and starts packing plums.
"... and what are those?!
"Those are poppy seeds and they are NOT for sale!"
My wife and I were going on holiday
And we were discussing our secret s**... fetishes. She said she always wanted to be handcuffed. So I planted a kilo of coke in her suitcase.
My friend was caught with a kilo of w**... in Saudi Arabia.
He was s**....
If you came across 10 kilos of c**... in the back of a rental car, what would you do?
c**...
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