We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.
An 8-year-old choir boy catches the priest masturbating.
He said, "What are you doing father?"
"It's called masturbating," the priest replied. "You'll be doing this soon."
"Why father?" he asked.
"Because my wrist is killing me," the priest replied.
They charged me with impersonating a police officer.
It's now 12:15 and my arm is killing me
We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer.
We went and had drinks.Cool guy,wants to be a web designer.
But it will take a while to kill 4 billion people
Well not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing.
He was easily the worst aircraft mechanic the Luftwaffe has ever had.
Sadly, the interviewer didn't have the presence of mind to say, "I know. You've said that already."
I support killing babies, but I don't support giving women a choice.
Dyson.
He said, "What are you doing daddy?"
"It's called wanking," I replied. "You'll be doing this soon."
"Why, daddy?" he asked.
"Because my arm is fucking killing me."
The suspense is killing me.
We went and had a few drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web developer.
I'm ok with killing babies... but the idea of a woman making decisions just doesn't sit right with me.
It was a merci killing
The last dentist is busy killing a lion
He went around killing gingers.
They've been breaking camels' backs for years.
In just one day during the Battle of Britain, he destroyed 8 German aircraft killing 32 Nazi aviators.
Easily the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
behind a badge
It's the only recorded instance of one bird killing two stone.
.. the suspension is killing me.
The straps are killing me
Using the innovative 'Old age' technique
So my victims would be like "oh no, the suspense is killing me"
And then we would both laugh right before I kill them.
Killing people.
on one side it's killing babies and I'm all for that, but it gives women a choice. Do we really want that?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
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I thought I would be charged with murder, but instead I was charged with impersonating a police officer.
Those doctors demonstrate a complete lack of humanity. Spawn killing is a filthy tactic.
The man quickly takes out his gun and shoots his best friend, killing him. The wife shouts - "If you continue with that attitude you are going to end up with no friends!"
Now I'm just a cliffhanger and the suspense is killing me.
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