The Best 20 Killin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Killin jokes. There are some killin slab jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these killin doggone puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Killin Jokes and Puns

"Killing them with kindness is a lot harder than I thought"

said the assassin

How are they killing Covid in the North Pole?

Santa-tizing

Kill Whitey joke

β€˜When we say we want to kill whitey, we don’t really mean we want to kill whitey,’ before quipping, β€˜we do’.

Killin joke, Kill Whitey joke

I'm killing off the main character in my book.

It's an autobiography.

After killing himself and several others, a suicide bomber is given 72 virgins to use as he pleases.

When the suicide bomber arrives, he notices that they're all on laptops. He finds this strange, and asks one what they're doing. The virgin responds, "We're playing Fortnite. Wanna join?"


Killing yourself is like washing the dishes

I'll do it tommorow

You're not killing yourself

You are just trying to speedrun life!

Killin joke, You're not killing yourself

Killing one doctor a day

keep the doctors away.

Killing two birds with one stone this weekend

Taking my mother to Hooters sounds rock solid.

Killing people is just like smoking cigarettes

I can stop whenever I want

Did you know they're killing off a main character in my little pony?

There's no more apple jack.

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I tried killing a spider with hairspray.

Sadly, it's still alive, but its hair is *fabulous*.

What are you doing?

Killing flies
Have you killed any?
Yes, four males and two females
How do you know they're female or male?

Four were on a beer can and two on the mirror.

Killing 50% of all life on every planet one at a time had to be getting pretty expensive for Thanos by the end...

So he decided to take the five-finger discount.

Why does killing people in GTA make me happy?

It's the only time I'm ever wanted

"You're killing me small!"

- my grandpa when I unplugged his life support

Killin joke, "You're killing me small!"

If killing your dad is Patricide, and your mom is Matricide, what is it if you kill your sibling?

Pesticide

What do "killing net neutrality" and "Bitcoin" have in common?

They both involve people paying lots of money for NOTHING!

Killing mountain

What do you call a mountain of murderers?
Killingmanjaro.


You know what they say about killing bees...

It's a real buzzkill.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the killin squish jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working killin disobey piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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