Killin Jokes
17 killin jokes and hilarious killin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about killin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Fun-Filled Killin Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What is a good killin joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
"Killing them with kindness is a lot harder than I thought"
said the assassin
How are they killing Covid in the North Pole?
Santa-tizing
Kill w**... joke
‘When we say we want to kill w**..., we don’t really mean we want to kill w**...,’ before quipping, ‘we do’.
Killing Time.
Lads if you are bored! Phone up women's rights groups...
And ask to speak to the man in charge.
I'm killing off the main character in my book.
It's an autobiography.
After killing himself and several others, a s**... bomber is given 72 virgins to use as he pleases.
When the s**... bomber arrives, he notices that they're all on laptops. He finds this strange, and asks one what they're doing. The v**... responds, "We're playing Fortnite. Wanna join?"
Killing yourself is like washing the dishes
I'll do it tommorow
Killing one doctor a day
keep the doctors away.
You're not killing yourself
You are just trying to speedrun life!
Killing two birds with one stone this weekend
Taking my mother to h**... sounds rock solid.
Killing people is just like smoking cigarettes
I can stop whenever I want
Did you know they're killing off a main character in my little pony?
There's no more apple jack.
I tried killing a spider with hairspray.
Sadly, it's still alive, but its hair is *fabulous*.
What are you doing?
Killing flies
Have you killed any?
Yes, four males and two females
How do you know they're female or male?
Four were on a beer can and two on the mirror.
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Killin One Liners
Which killin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with killin? I can suggest the ones about rotten and slab.
- Anakin got pretty messed up at the tailgater, He was killin' Yuenglings all night long.
- What Were Tupac's Final Words? You're killin' me Smalls
- What did the ghost of Kurt Cobain say right after his death? My feet are killin' me!
