The Best 48 Killers Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Killers Jokes and Puns

What is a ninja's favorite beverage?

WA-TAHHHHH!

Most serial killers are men.

That's because women prefer to kill just one man, over a period of many, many years.

They say rejection is a hard pill to swallow...

But it's just practice for the 60 pain killers later.

Killers joke, They say rejection is a hard pill to swallow...

A morbid joke

If serial killers kill people in series, are suicide bombers parallel killers?

There should be a game called Cop Killers...

You play a cop and you get more points the darker and younger your victims are. Then again, this is a pretty dark idea so this will probably die young.


did you hear about the new tv crime drama?

Criminal Mastermimes: the Silent Killers

What do biographers and serial killers have in common?

Multiple life sentences.

Killers joke, What do biographers and serial killers have in common?

I hate cereal killers

they go against the grain

Have you heard about that new dating app for serial killers?

It's called Skinder

Once all serial killers decided to compete for the most kills

It was a cut throat competition

Why do accountants make the best serial killers?

Because they're calculating.

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Did you hear about that comedy show starring famous serial killers?

It's called Dumb and Dahmer

A Hippo claimed that he didn't like serial killers

Than he ate a bowl of cereal.

He was such a hippo-crit.

Studies show that 1 in 3 people are serial killers

I had to shoot Ken and James. What if one of them is a serial killer?

There are a lot of serial killers named Ted

There's Ted Bundy, Ted Kaczynski, Ted Cruz...

I, for one, support these crazy killers dressing up like clowns.

It was a lot harder to see them coming when they were dressing like cops.

Killers joke, I, for one, support these crazy killers dressing up like clowns.

Why are there no female serial killers ??

Because after the first kill, they have to tell someone.

How do you stop serial killers?

Just arrest one of them, and all of them stop.

This wouldn't work if they were parallel killers.

Never make fun of orphans...

...because lot of them grow up to be serial killers.


Mexican train killers...

..have loco motives!

Serial killers who claim another victim then turn themselves in do more harm then good

Picked up a hitchhiker last night

He said thanks! how do you know i'm not a serial killer though?
I replied the chances of two serial killers being in the same car are astronomical

I picked up a hitchhiker the other day...

As he got in my car he said: Thanks for stopping. Aren't you afraid to pick up strangers, though? I could've been a serial killer for all you know

Nah , I said. The odds of two serial killers being in the same car are astronomical

The other day I picked up a hitchhiker, he asked "How do you know I'm not a serial killer?"

I said I don't worry about that, the chances of two serial killers being in the same car at once is astronomical!

So I picked up a hitchhiker the other day...

After he got in he turned to me and jokingly said "Thanks, by the way how do you know I'm not a serial killer or something". I replied, "C'mon, the chances of /two/ serial killers being in the same car are astronomical".

Most serial killers are men.

That's because women like to kill one man slowly over many many years.

Last week I picked up a tramper.

Last week I picked up a tramper. He asked me, if I'm not afraid that he might be a serial killer. I said: "It's very unlikely that there are 2 serial killers in the same car at the same time."

One day I picked up a hitchhiker

He said, Sure is nice of you to pick me up. For all you know I could've been a serial killer.
I turned to him and said, The chances of two serial killers in one car are very slim.

Why are there no pain killers in the jungle?

Because parrots-eat-em-all!

So i told my russian friend

Your parents must be the novichok killers
1. Because he's russian
2.because theyre both males so it means he's adopted
DOUBLE CUSS

Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia Wants to Get to the Truth of the Khashoggi Murder

He's hired OJ to track down the real killers.

According to FBI, number of serial killers is decreasing every year.

Thanks to those entitled millennials that think victims should come to them instead of the. going after the victims.

Be careful around windmills

They are cereal killers

What's the difference between incels and serial killers?

Women won't let incels anywhere near them

The military has announced they are going to bomb Syria off the map.

They are naming the bombs "Son of Sam" and "Jack the Ripper."

They're Syria killers.

Why don't serial killers target anti-vaxxers?

they don't know where they've been.

I took a hitchhiker.

After some time, he asked me:
"Do you take hitchhikers often?"
I nodded my head.
Then he asked: "Aren't you afraid, that one of them will be a serial killer?"
"No, I am not afraid," I answered, "There's only a very small probability, that two serial killers meet in one car."

How many pain killers does it take to heal a Tape?

5 Per Cassette.

I picked up a hitchhiker last night. He seemed surprised that I'd pick up a stranger. He asked, "Thanks but why would you pick me up? How would you know I'm not a serial killer?".

I told him the chances of two serial killers in a car would be astronomical.

I picked up a hitchhiker last night. He seemed surprised I picked up a stranger and asked. Thanks but why'd you pick me up? How do you know I'm not a serial killer?

I told him the chances of two serial killers in one car would be astronomical.

Beware of killers with a machete.

They can get away with it.

Two of my favorite quotes were said by cold-blooded killers

"See you later" - Alligator

"After while" - Crocodile

I picked up a hitchhiker the other day. He said "you're brave, how do you know I'm not a serial killer?"

I said "the chances of two serial killers being in the same car is astronomical"

Picked up a hitchhiker last night.

He asked me "How do you know I'm not a serial killer?"

I responded "Haha! What are the chances there'd be 2 serial killers in 1 car at the same time?"

Five minutes after I'd picked him up the hitchhiker turned to me and asked whether I was at all nervous that he could be a murderer.

"Not at all", I replied. "What are the odds of both of us being killers?"

A lot of people think Crop Circles are done by alien aircrafts...

I think they're done by Cereal Killers.

A duo of serial killers got convicted. The sentence caused some debate.

The first one got 25 years. He put his victims in a bowl an drowned them in milk. The other one put the milk in first and got sentenced to death.

Picked up a hitch-hiker.

Seemed like a nice guy.

After a few miles, he asked me if I wasn't afraid that he might be a serial killer?

I told him that the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely.

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