The Best 26 Killer Whale Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Killer Whale jokes. There are some killer whale minke jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Killer Whale Jokes and Puns

What do you call a band of killer whales?

An orcastra

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An orca-stra.

What's a killer whale's favorite pasta?


Marine biologists have discovered a group of killer whales that regularly meets and plays music together.

They call it an orca-stra.

What did the killer whale do when the boat came?

Swallowed all the seamen

Killer Whales like classical music so much...

That they form Orcastras.

My friend is planning to do vasectomies on killer whales.

But he prefers the term orchestrating

Have you tried the whale sushi?

It's Killer

Why did the killer whale go to jail for stealing all the diamonds?

He's the one that orca-strated the heist!

The killer whale planned its attack on the seals for weeks.

It was very carefully orca-strated.

Who's the tidiest of all the sea creatures?

Personally I think it's the killer whales. They're the best at orca-nizing

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Killer whales are great musicians but there's one instrument they just won't play

The orcana

Have you met my Spanish killer whale?


What's the difference between a killer whale and a killer dolphin?

One doesn't have to hide the bodies.

Why do killer whales never make friends with other species?

They're too orc'ward.

Did you hear about the killer whale who was able to juggle while standing on its legs?

Turns out it was just a fluke.

What's the difference between a Spanish island and an angry killer whale?

One is Menorca and the other is a mean orca

What do you call a fork made from the bone of a killer whale?


What's the difference between a killer whale and Stalin?

Killer whales don't kill 20 million people.

I wanted to show my friend some music I'm orchestrating...

But they stopped me right away, saying, "this sounds like the beginning of a killer whale joke."

Did you hear about the whale that went to the party?

He was killer.

Why does killer whale feces smell so good?

Because it's shampoo.

Violent killer whales really get me off

I like to watch tilikum

I quit my job at the killer whale breeding program

My boss made me feel orcawood

What was the Orchestrators second job?

Killer Whale Chiropractor

I told my friends this story about an orca...

It was a killer whale of a time

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