Killer Bee Jokes
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m**... hornets have arrived in North America...
...I remember when they were killer bees.
What do you call someone who murders a toucan, a leprechaun, and a honey bee?
A cereal killer!
Cheerios has been giving out seeds to help save the bees but in doing so the seeds have been found to harm certain ecosystems instead.
So wouldn't that make Cheerios a cereal killer?
God and Jesus were putting the final touches on his proposed journey down to earth
The only thing remaining was mode of death.
"I've narrowed it down to death by crucifixion or death by killer bees," said God.
Jesus mulled it over. "I think I'd prefer the crucifixion," he said.
And that's why Catholics around the world make the sign of the cross instead of swatting themselves furiously at mass.
Holy Water
One day St Peter chose three distinguished individuals in Heaven and gave them a free pass to commit whatever sins they would like back on Earth for one whole day.
The next day, when the three sinners returned, St Peter asked them what sins they committed.
St Peter asked the first sinner and he said that he spent the day sleeping with a bunch of women. St Peter congratulated him and told him to drink from the Holy Water to be forgiven of his sins.
The third sinner snickered.
St Peter ignored the third sinner asked the second sinner. She said that she sent a swarm of killer bees to wipe out an African village. St Peter paused in shock, but then told her to drink from the Holy Water to be forgiven of her sins.
The third sinner tried to hold back his laughter, but failed.
St Peter then asked the third sinner what was so funny. The third sinner replied, "I s**... in the Holy Water"
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