Kikkoman Jokes
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Silly & Ridiculous Kikkoman Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
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My wife gave me some bad news today
"But," she said, "I bought your favorite soy sauce to help cheer you up."
"Great," I said. "Just Kikkoman when he's down, huh?"
I'm very soy for that pun. I'll just wok away now.
Went out for sushi last night
And a guy spilled a whole bottle of soy sauce on himself. Everyone laughed except me. Don't Kikkoman when he's down
Why is soy sauce forbidden in fights?
'Cause you should never Kikkoman when he's down.
Just when I thought today couldn't get any worse, an unknown assailant threw soy sauce all over me.
Whoever it is sure knows how to Kikkoman when he's down.
A man tells his wife he's not feeling well.
When she comes home from the grocery store, she brings him his favorite soy sauce to cheer him up. He says Oh, I see, Kikkoman when he's down .
I found out my husband got fired from his job today. In order to cheer him up I got him his favorite soy sauce.
He said to me
"Oh I see. Kikkoman when he's down, huh?"
If I have to hear any more jokes about soy sauce
I will Kikkoman!
Sorry, maybe I'll think of a better joke Tamari.
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