The Best 9 Kids Yo Mama Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kids Yo Mama jokes. There are some kids yo mama children jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kids yo mama daddy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kids Yo Mama Jokes and Puns

A guy walks into a psychiatric ward to visit his old man.

As he sits down in the recreation room with his dad, he spots a schizophrenic kid standing on the table.

The kid starts targeting each person in the room, busting out the freshest, most incredible 'yo mama' jokes he's ever heard; true originality at its best.

"That's incredible," he says to his old man, "That kid's got an insane dis ability!"

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.

Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.

In the future there will be kids shouting jokes like...

Yo mama's so old that when the Dentist told her to floss she started to dance.

Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.


Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "

Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"

Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kids yo mama grandmother jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kids yo mama child piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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