The Best 10 Kids Turkey Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kids Turkey jokes. There are some kids turkey erdogan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kids turkey preschool puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kids Turkey Jokes and Puns

When Christmas was coming up, my kids asked for a puppy. When I got them one, they cried for days...

I'll just get a turkey next year like normal.

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

A kid asks for a dog for Christmas.

His mom says "No, we're eating a turkey like always."

This year, every one of my kids agreed that they wanted a cat for Christmas

In retrospect, I should have just gone with the Turkey, like I do every year.

A Chinese kid asked his mom if he can have a dog for Christmas

His mom said no.

He gets turkey and stuffing like everyone else.


My kids wants to have a puppy for Christmas...

I usually prepare them Turkey... But the choice is theirs...

My kids asked for a dog for Christmas.

We usually have turkey, but I'll try to make them happy.

My kids want a cat for Christmas.

We usually have turkey, but hey what ever makes them happy .

My kids wanted a car for Christmas.

I was going to cook a turkey.

But hey, whatever makes them happy.

What does a disappointed mama turkey tell her kids? If your father were to see you now, he would be turning over in his gravy!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kids turkey peru jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kids turkey teens piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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