Kids Turkey Jokes

Funniest Kids Turkey Short Jokes

Short kids turkey jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kids turkey humour may include short christmas turkey jokes also.

1. When christmas was coming up, my kids asked for a puppy. When I got them one, they cried for days... I'll just get a turkey next year like normal.
2. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
3. A kid asks for a dog for Christmas. His mom says "No, we're eating a turkey like always."
4. This year, every one of my kids agreed that they wanted a cat for Christmas In retrospect, I should have just gone with the Turkey, like I do every year.
5. A Chinese kid asked his mom if he can have a dog for Christmas His mom said no.
   He gets turkey and stuffing like everyone else.
6. My kids wants to have a puppy for Christmas... I usually prepare them Turkey... But the choice is theirs...
7. My kids asked for a dog for Christmas. We usually have turkey, but I'll try to make them happy.
8. My kids want a cat for Christmas. We usually have turkey, but hey what ever makes them happy .
9. My kids wanted a car for Christmas. I was going to cook a turkey.
   But hey, whatever makes them happy.
10. What does a disappointed mama turkey tell her kids? If your father were to see you now, he would be turning over in his gravy!

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Kids Turkey One Liners

Which kids turkey one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kids turkey? I can suggest the ones about turkey and thanksgiving turkey.

1. Kids said they wanted a cat for Christmas. Normally we have turkey, but ok...

Heartwarming Kids Turkey Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about kids turkey you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean turkey kid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kids turkey pranks.