The Best 17 Kids Train Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kids Train jokes. There are some kids train bus jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kids train frisbie puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kids Train Jokes and Puns

I absolutely refuse to vaccinate my kids.

I'll have the doctor do it instead; he's trained for it.

Overheard this in the train, not a joke per se, but I found it funny

>Two dudes were talking about moving to US so the first dude's child will have an American education.

Dude1: My wife and I were thinking that we should move to the US so our kid will have an American education?

Dude2: You dont want to do that.

Dude1: Why?

Dude2: You are telling me you want to send your child to a place where people cant tell the difference between a clock and a bomb?

It's the year 2295...

Dude: I'm a classically trained guitarist.

Neo-90s Kid: Radical!

Dude: So anyway, here's Wonderwall.

What do toy trains and boobs have in common?

They're both made for kids but daddies get to play with em.

Train Tracks

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head were walking through a forest when they come upon a set of tracks.
"They must be a set of polar bear tracks," says the blonde.
"No, no, they are a set of deer tracks," says the brunette.
The red head then exclaimed, "Are you kidding me? Polar bear! This is a forest not the North Pole! A deer is understandable, but these are train tracks!"
They were still arguing when they were mauled by a polar bear.


Faithful dog for sale

Faithful dog for sale read the add, as such John called up the owner for details.

- Hey, I saw your offer for a good natured dog, I have a couple of questions.

- Shoot.

- He good with kids?

- Very. He's kind and gentle and has endless patience.

- yard dog or house dog?

- House trained but loves the yard as well.

- Cool. Last, is he really faithful?

- Oh yeah, very faithful. This is the fifth time I'm selling him.

Netflix announced another karate kid spinoff, this time the dojo trains insufferable whiney entitled children.

It's called Cobra Caillou.

DAD JOKE!!

Oh look kids, a train just passed here.
Gee dad how can you tell that?
Well look, you can see it's tracks!!!

Pulled a gyspy girl last night, she asked if i wanted to go back to hers for a good time

She wasn't kidding, I went on the dodgems, waltzers, ghost train and came home with a goldfish

What's the difference between a terrorist training compound and a kids birthday party?

I don't know man, I'm just the drone pilot.

I always tell my kids to stay well clear of any Train tracks...

...except "Drops of Jupiter". That one's ok.

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I always wanted to become the world's youngest Elvis impersonator. My childhood was nonstop guitar practice voice training and dance class. I went to countless auditions before ever hitting puberty My performance was flawless but every time but every audition ended the same way...

... they looked me right in my face & said sorry kid you don't have the Chops.

A carny invited me back to her place for a good time last night...

She wasn't kidding, there were bumper cars, a ghost train and a mechanical bull. I had a blast!

What do you call pushing your kid out of a moving train?

Child Caboose

Why are trains so chill with where their kids are?

They can simply 'track' them.

What do you call a Kid that is potty trained by 3 months old?

a whiz kid

As a kid I could never understand why my mother would not let me play near the train tracks across the street from my house.

Then it hit me.

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