The Best 22 Kids Summer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kids Summer jokes. There are some kids summer trick treating jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kids summer childrens puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kids Summer Jokes and Puns

Germany opens a summer school for kids with ADD

Its a concentration camp

Dating in 1962

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1962 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue.
He arrived at her house and rang the bell.

"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in.
"Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?"

"Iced tea, please," Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea.

"So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked.

"Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop,
maybe take a walk on the beach..."

"Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.

"Uh...really?" Fred replied, with raised eyebrows.

"Oh, yes!" the mother continued. "When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!"

"Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous.

"Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"

"Well, thanks for the tip," Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.

A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse
and full circle skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.

"Have fun, kids," the mother said as they left.

Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house
and slammed the front door behind her.

"The Twist, Mom!" she angrily yelled at her mother. "The damned dance is called the Twist!

I started a summer camp for kids with add/adhd to teach them to manage their symptoms.

It didn't do so well, people kept telling me Concentration Camp was a bad name.

I opened up a summer camp for kids with adhd.

Although I regret calling it a concentration camp.

I'm thinking about opening a summer camp for jewish kids with adhd and dyslexia, I'm gonna call it Concentration camp.


I wanted to open up a summer camp for kids with learning disabilities

apparently people think calling it a concentration camp is wrong

During the summer, a kid started a yard work business....

...After several weeks his mother noticed he was becoming more and more depressed. She asked her son, "why are you so blue lately, your business is doing great"?
The son replied, "Mow money mow problems".

What do you call a summer resort for helping kids with ADHD?

A concentration camp.

My buddy Brian had a kid a few years ago. He comes to me this summer and he goes...

"Man, my son just flunked the third grade. I don't know how to tell him he will be held back a year."

I was like, "I guess you better tell him slowly so that he will get it."

There was a man who wasn't creative

He named his kids numbers in the order they were born (the first child was 1, second child 2 and so on)

After he had 100 kids , a fire burned his house down leaving only one child. 90

90 grew up and had his own kids that weren't creative and when they saw a stray dog , they took him in and called him 'that'

One hot summer day 'that' was run over by a car

Ofc they replaced 'that' but they never forgot him

Only 90's kids remember that

Did you hear about the German summer camp where they gave all the kids adderall?

It turned into a concentration camp

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What do you call summer camp for unvaccinated kids?

Cemeteries.

On vacation this summer my wife took an early morning walk on the beach while the kids and I ate breakfast.

When my wife got back she said there was a beached whale and we needed to see it. My son said "well it's not beached anymore, you're standing right there."

Worst son-burn ever.

I want to start a summer program for kids with A.D.D.

I call it "Concentration Camp"

Why do kids like summer vacation so much?

It's the only time they will ever get to experience a classless society

I have a great idea for a place for kids to go in the summer where they can meditate and relax

These Concentration Camps are going to be huge!

My wife said I was a neglectful father. So I told my kid I would take him to a summer camp.

Now I get a free ride back to Guatemala and my wife can take it up with Trump from now on.

Where do Jewish kids go in the summer to learn to study better?

Concentration camp

A kid was sent to a French summer camp program that lasted three weeks.

It was called Vingt In the Sun


Q: What do the mosquito parents say to their small children, when they see people lying on the sandy beach during a hot summer day more than 15 minutes?

A: "Kids, prepare the cutlery and your chin-straps.

Our lunch is already heated up and ready for the consumption!"

OC Kid's joke... What do you get when you cross a loon (bird) with a common summer pest?

A Loon-a-tick

What kind of camp do Jewish kids go to when they can't focus in school?

Summer camp, just like every other kid you sick bastards!

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