The Best 5 Kids Sports Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kids Sports jokes. There are some kids sports esports jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kids sports hockey puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kids Sports Jokes and Puns

'Will you kids stop making that awful racket!'

Said the quality control officer at the sporting goods factory.

A woman went to a sporting goods store to buy a rifle.

Women: "It`s for my husband.
Shopkeeper: "Did he tell you what type should buy?"
Women: "Are you kidding? ,"He doesn`t even know that I`m going to shoot him today!"

Sports Day

It's sports day at a school for "special" kids. During the egg and spoon race, little Johnny falls and hurts himself badly.

One of the teachers freaks out and yells "call Johnny an ambulance, call Johnny an ambulance!"

All the kids immediately start pointing at Johnny and laughing saying "Johnny is an ambulance- Johnny is an ambulance!"

The dog from Air Bud is in a new movie helping deaf kids play sports.

It's called Ear Bud.

My kid and I were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!"

The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me.

So I put my hand around my kid and told him

"Well son, that's because daddy isn't aroused by men."


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kids sports soccer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kids sports espn piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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