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Kids Soccer Jokes

10 kids soccer jokes and hilarious kids soccer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kids soccer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Hilarious Fun Kids Soccer Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What is a good kids soccer joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A guy sits down on a bench next to a Thai kid wearing soccer cleats.

"So, who are you rooting for in the World Cup Final?" the man asks, noticing the soccer gear.
"I don't know, who's playing?" the boy answers.
"Jesus Christ, have you been under a rock or something?"

2 men are sitting on a bench in a park, filled with children. Kids are having fun.

Man 1: "Kids are amazing. Look at them, playing, socializing... so cute!"
Man 2: "Yup."
Man 1: "My Timmy, right over there, likes to play soccer with his friends."
Man 2: "Cool."
Man 1: "Hey, which one is yours?"
Man 2: "Haven't decided yet..."

English, American and Arab guy bragging in a bar about their large family.

The American says: "I have 4 kids. One more, and I can make a basketball team!"
The English says: "I have 10 kids. One more, and I can make a football ("soccer") team!"
The Arab guy says: "I have 17 wifes. One more, and I can make a golf course!"

Complaint from 3017: These children's long-term zero gravity soccer leagues are raising weak adults.

Every kid gets atrophy.

An American, a German and an Arabian prince brag about who has the largest family.

The American says: "I got 5 kids. Only one more and I have an complete ice hockey team."
The German replies: "You amateur. I got 10 kids. Only one more and I can send a complete foootball (soccer) team onto the filed."
The Arabian prince then replies: "That's nothing... I've got 17 wives. Only one more and I have a complete golf course."

Yo Mamma so fat...

Yo mamma so fat, that when you were being delivered at the hospital the doctor had to send in a rescue diver. He pulled out you, 11 other kids, and a soccer coach.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

You guys wanna play soccer?

A kid comes to his grandfather...

*"Hey Gramps, do you want to watch soccer with me?*
*"Sure, who's playing?"*
*"Austria-Hungary"*
*"Against whom?*

A kid got shoes, a soccer ball, and a bike, yet he wasn't happy with his presents. Why not?

He didn't have any legs

How do get rid of a bunch of Thai kids?

Throw a soccer ball down some caves.

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