Kids Practical Jokes

22 kids practical jokes and hilarious kids practical puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kids practical that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Kids Practical Short Jokes

Short kids practical jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kids practical humour may include short kids knock jokes also.

  1. After a long discussion and practical evaluation, my wife and I decided we don't want to have kids... We'll be telling them tomorrow, after dinner.
  2. I've got a kid in Africa that I feed, clothe, school, and inoculate for 75 cents a day. Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there.
  3. Man talking to his wife and asks honey, where did you place the broken condoms? Wife: please stop referring to our kids as broken condoms, and they are at football practice
  4. Being in the military, my kids are used to moving around a lot. Because I use them for target practice.
  5. What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare? They're practically non existent.
  6. Doctors son: "Well, dad, now that I am setting up my own practice, give me some guidelines of success."
    Doctor father: "Always, write your prescriptions illegibly and your bills legibly."
  7. I was talking with a friend about my car... I told him about how, now that I have a kid, the car isn't very practical. He offered me 3,000 dollars for it. s**..., he's gonna hate being a dad.
  8. I hear wiccans practice magic in the n**... Aparently its "wrong" and "i**..." to do at kids parties

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Kids Practical One Liners

Which kids practical one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kids practical? I can suggest the ones about kids train and kids animal.

  1. What move does the karate kid practice the most? He wax off everyday
  2. What do you call a room full of autistic kids Downtown.
    Just kidding, target practice.
  3. They say practice makes perfect But all that s**... just gave my friend kids

Cheeky Kids Practical Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about kids practical you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kids summer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kids practical pranks.

A kid comes to his father and asks him what's the difference between hypothetical and practical?

The father says go to your mother and sister, and ask them if they'd have s**... with a complete stranger for one million dollars
The little kid does so and comes back to his dad... they both said yes he told him
Well then says the father *hypothetically* we have two million dollars in the bank... but *practically* we live with two w**...

MOM: "No more TV until you finish your math homework!"

KID: "Aww, Mom! When am I ever gonna use math in real life? I'm gonna grow up to be a super rich rock star...I'll pay people to do math \*for\* me."
MOM: "Well, why didn't you say so? That's a wonderful goal! And I know exactly how to help you pursue it."
MOM: "No more TV until you finish your guitar practice!"
KID: "Aww, Mom!"

An instructor was teaching a young man how to swordfight.

The young man wasn't terribly good, but he had a rather high opinion of his abilities. In a practice duel with the instructor, he was continually waving his sword about arrogantly, in wide strokes, and often leaving himself wide open to attack.
The instructor thought "he won't last five minutes with that attitude, so I need to scare it out of him. But I don't want to hurt the poor kid too badly."
The instructor feinted.

My Dad was a professional magician who performed all the classic illusions. He used to practice the well-known, "Sawing a person in two" trick using us kids.

He always loved to halve his family in the act.

Spelling practice

It is spelling lesson. The teacher asks the kids to spell different words.
-Emma, can you spell 'dog'?
-D O G
-Correct! Jake, can you spell 'cat'?
-C A T
-Correct! Now, Ahmed, can you spell 'racial discrimination'?

Practical joke

An intern decided to play a practical joke on a patient husband. He went to the waiting room. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news" the intern said "your wife is going to be a vegetable. You will have to bath her, feed her and care for her the rest of her life". The husband said in tears "oh my God!". The intern laughed "no. No. I'm just kidding. She is dead"

I always wanted to become the world's youngest Elvis impersonator. My childhood was nonstop guitar practice voice training and dance class. I went to countless auditions before ever hitting puberty My performance was flawless but every time but every audition ended the same way...

... they looked me right in my face & said sorry kid you don't have the Chops.

A couple placed an ad: "Have 4 sons, need advice on how to get a daughter.

American: "Keep trying!"
Briton: "Change Doctor!"
Aussie: "Follow a special diet."
Indian: "Practice yoga!"
Pinoy: "Let me try!"

A product manager was asked by his son about his work. The father says, "My job is all about the difference between theory and practice." The child didn't understand, so the father said, "Let me give you an example:"

"Go ask your sister if she'd sleep with the neighbor for £1M". Kid goes, returns & says "she's not too happy to but she will for times are tough."
Then the father said: "Now go ask your mom that question" so the child goes, returns and says: "Mom's is not too happy to sleep with the neighbor but she will for times are tough". So the father said:
"You see, my son, in theory we have $2M but in practice we only have two h**...."
(Happy Saturday afternoon everyone)