The Best 17 Kids Pirate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kids Pirate jokes. There are some kids pirate pirates jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kids pirate blackbeard puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kids Pirate Jokes and Puns

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

What do you call a kid with one eye and a pirate's leg?

Names

Everyone thinks its cute when a kid wants to be a pirate

But when a Somalian kid says he wants to be a pirate it's a different story

The very first joke I ever learned as a kid.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A Buccaneer.

(Wah, wah, wah, waaaaahhhhh)

Q: Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?
A: Because it was rated Rrrrr.


How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buccaneer.



Nah, just kidding... they just steal it.

A kid with a speech impediment is trick or treating on Halloween...

At his last door a nice elderly lady opens it and he says the traditional " Bick or beat!" She replied "Oh what do we have hear what are you dressed as little boy?" He proudly replied "I'm a Birate!"
"Oh you're a Pirate!" She responds "Well where are your Buckaneers?" He scowls at the lady and points to his head and shouts "My bucken ears are right here why don't you use your bucken eyes?!"

A kid came to my door last night for trick-or-treat dressed as a pirate...

I asked him, "where are your buckaneers?"

He replied, "on the side of my buck'en head."

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

When I was a kid I wanted to become a pirate, and sail the open seas.

But instead, I just ended up downloading a lot of movies.

Childhood was easy

When I was a kid, I used to love playing pirate. We'd dress up in our hats and eyepatches and run to people on the street yelling 'we're pirates, give us yer money!' Some would play along and some would be a bit intimidated. Apparently this isn't excusable if you're 22.

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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

There was too much pirate booty.

You know your kid's going to be a pirate when he grows up

if you hear him say to his friend "I know you Arr! But what am aye?"

A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate.

He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

How do pirates get from point A to point B?

By cARRRRR... Just kidding, by boat

I was robbed by a capsized pirate today.

He said he couldn't feed his kids and was underwater.

A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate.

He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kids pirate childrens jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kids pirate teens piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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