Following is our collection of funny Kids Music jokes. There are some kids music instrumentals jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kids music children puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
A father decides to put his son in a music class. The teacher assigns him the tuba and the dad goes home, leaving his kid there.
When the child comes home, the dad asks "What did you do today?"
The child said "I learned how to play the C Note!"
The next day, the dad asks "What did you do today?"
The child said "I learned how to play the G Note!"
The next day, the dad asks "What did you do today?"
"I joined the orchestra!"
Too much sax and violins, apparently.
There's too much sax and violins.
Hip-Pop
I was never scared though, I loved disco music
Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces..
i never let my kids listen to jazz or classical music...
Too much sax or violins can only lead to treble!
Nonsense - my generation grew up playing Pac-Man, but did we end up dashing around dark rooms and swallowing white dots while listening to electronic music?
If, say, Pacman would have affected us as children, we would now run around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetetive music.
The choir kids had a hard time
We were burning the Midnight Oil.
You can explore kids music classical music reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean kids music tunes dad jokes. There are also kids music puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
like that Kars 4 Kids commercial. Before I saw that commercial I wanted to donate a car to kids, but that song changed my mind.
"Yep. Still as bad as I remember it."
"Hi kids, do you like violins?"
It's the least he can do for his offspring.
The lunch bell!
The cute toy one that "opens" your kid's diary.
I should've realized 80% of the people listening to it are white
In order of increasing pitch:
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Fuzz
Fitty-Fuzz
Poot
Tarass
Rattler
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kids music remixes jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working kids music lullaby piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.