Kids Music Jokes

29 kids music jokes and hilarious kids music puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kids music that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Kids Music Short Jokes

Short kids music jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kids music humour may include short christmas music jokes also.

  1. String Fight My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known about her history of violin.
  2. When I was a kid my parents would warn me if I was naughty the boogie man would get me I was never scared though, I loved disco music
  3. I bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces..
  4. Symphony of puns i never let my kids listen to jazz or classical music...
    Too much sax or violins can only lead to treble!
  5. Computer games don't affect kids. If, say, pacman would have affected us as children, we would now run around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetetive music.
  6. On the last day of music class, students were told not to bring their instruments. The choir kids had a hard time
  7. Music is very powerful, like that Kars 4 Kids commercial. Before I saw that commercial I wanted to donate a car to kids, but that song changed my mind.
  8. I start to reminisce about the music that I listened to as a kid "Yep. Still as bad as I remember it."
  9. What did Slim Shady ask the class on his first day of teaching at music school? "Hi kids, do you like violins?"
  10. Music rap artist Nelly has sent 2 kids to college every year for the past 10 years... It's the least he can do for his offspring.

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Kids Music One Liners

Which kids music one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kids music? I can suggest the ones about kids food and kids animal.

  1. You shouldn't let your kids go to music class. There's too much sax and violins.
  2. What kid of music do old people listen to? Hip-Pop
  3. What's a fat kids favourite instrument? The dinner bell
  4. Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
  5. What is a creep's favorite musical key? The cute toy one that "opens" your kid's diary.
  6. Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
  7. What is an emo kid's favourite musical artist? Edge Sheeran

Cheerful Fun Kids Music Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about kids music you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kids story jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kids music pranks.

Sorry, tuba players...

A father decides to put his son in a music class. The teacher assigns him the tuba and the dad goes home, leaving his kid there.
When the child comes home, the dad asks "What did you do today?"
The child said "I learned how to play the C Note!"
The next day, the dad asks "What did you do today?"
The child said "I learned how to play the G Note!"
The next day, the dad asks "What did you do today?"
"I joined the orchestra!"

Computer games are said to be a bad influence on kids.

Nonsense - my generation grew up playing Pac-Man, but did we end up dashing around dark rooms and swallowing white dots while listening to electronic music?

You kids have it easy with your convenient music streaming services and your smartphones. When we were teenagers, if we wanted to listen to an album by our favourite Australian alt rockers, we had to download it from Napster and put it on a CD ourselves.

We were burning the Midnight Oil.

At a dancing party a shy boy approached a girl and asked, "Will you dance with me, please?"
The arrogant girl says, "I don’t dance with a kid."
The taken back boy apologized, "I am sorry, I did not realize you were pregnant."

When I was a kid I called hip hop black people music, and I have to apologize

I should've realized 80% of the people listening to it are white

Eastman School of Music f**... Scale circa 1963 (no kidding - I did not make this up)

In order of increasing pitch:






Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.