The Best 19 Kids Music Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kids Music jokes. There are some kids music instrumentals jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kids music children puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kids Music Jokes and Puns

Sorry, tuba players...

A father decides to put his son in a music class. The teacher assigns him the tuba and the dad goes home, leaving his kid there.

When the child comes home, the dad asks "What did you do today?"

The child said "I learned how to play the C Note!"

The next day, the dad asks "What did you do today?"

The child said "I learned how to play the G Note!"

The next day, the dad asks "What did you do today?"

"I joined the orchestra!"

Mama and Papa did not let me listen to classical or jazz music as a kid.

Too much sax and violins, apparently.

You shouldn't let your kids go to music class.

There's too much sax and violins.

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

When I was a kid my parents would warn me if I was naughty the boogie man would get me

I was never scared though, I loved disco music


I bought a CD of ice cream van music.

Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces..

Symphony of puns

i never let my kids listen to jazz or classical music...
Too much sax or violins can only lead to treble!

Computer games are said to be a bad influence on kids.

Nonsense - my generation grew up playing Pac-Man, but did we end up dashing around dark rooms and swallowing white dots while listening to electronic music?

Computer games don't affect kids.

If, say, Pacman would have affected us as children, we would now run around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetetive music.

On the last day of music class, students were told not to bring their instruments.

The choir kids had a hard time

You kids have it easy with your convenient music streaming services and your smartphones. When we were teenagers, if we wanted to listen to an album by our favourite Australian alt rockers, we had to download it from Napster and put it on a CD ourselves.

We were burning the Midnight Oil.

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Music is very powerful,

like that Kars 4 Kids commercial. Before I saw that commercial I wanted to donate a car to kids, but that song changed my mind.

I start to reminisce about the music that I listened to as a kid

"Yep. Still as bad as I remember it."

What did Slim Shady ask the class on his first day of teaching at music school?

"Hi kids, do you like violins?"

Music rap artist Nelly has sent 2 kids to college every year for the past 10 years...

It's the least he can do for his offspring.

What's a fat kids favorite musical instrument?

The lunch bell!

What is a creep's favorite musical key?

The cute toy one that "opens" your kid's diary.

When I was a kid I called hip hop black people music, and I have to apologize

I should've realized 80% of the people listening to it are white

Eastman School of Music Fart Scale circa 1963 (no kidding - I did not make this up)

In order of increasing pitch:

Fahhrt

Fuzz

Fitty-Fuzz

Poot

Tarass

Rattler


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kids music remixes jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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