Kids Irish Jokes
4 kids irish jokes and hilarious kids irish puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kids irish that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Humorous Kids Irish Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What is a good kids irish joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
how many Irish mammies does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Don't mind me, I'll sit in the dark. You kids go have your fun.
What do you call the expense of hiring an Irish lady to watch your kids?
Nanny McFee
Since I was a kid I always wanted to find the p**... of gold at the end of the rainbow.
But I guess that is just something Irish for.
An Irish, a British, and American soldiers...
...had just helped each other escape from an Axis prisoner camp in WW2 Germany. As they run through the Bavarian forest, they hear alarms sounding, and soon afterwards, they hear dogs barking and guards yelling to each other.
The barking and yelling gets louder and louder, and the escapees realize that they'll be caught if they keep on running, and decide to take cover by climbing up separate trees.
The dogs start circling the tree, and jumping up and down around the trunk on the very tree the American has climbed. The guards shout "Come down or we'll shoot!" Thinking quickly, he quickly calls down "who! who!" The German guards say to each other "Das ist eine owl", and call the dogs off.
The dogs follow the trail to the second tree, and the guards call up "Come down or we'll shoot!" The Brit calls down "CAW! CAW!!!" The guards say "Ahh. Das ist eine crow".
The guards follow the dogs to the third tree where the Irishman had climbed. Again they called up "Come down or we'll shoot!" The Irishman thought for a moment and then called down "Moo! Moo!"
***NOT MINE: ** Shamelessly stolen from an Irish joke book I had as a kid. Yes, I am Irish.*
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