Kids Hilarious Jokes

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Mommy mommy why do I keep running around in circles?

"Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the floor."
In the 80s, my mother thought this was hilarious.

Taken to town by my 6 year old

Hey all,
I thought I would share a wholesome yet hilarious jab at me my daughter unintentionally made last night.
I honestly can't remember what joke I made last night but it's one that we would all make. akin to the kid comes up and days I'm hungry joke. I chuckle to myself.
My 6 year old responds
Daughter: Mom, is Dad still learning to tell jokes?
Wife: No sweetie why do you ask?
Daughter deadpan face and tone: Because that wasn't funny.

When I was a kid I remember a joke that went something like this: if your uncle Jack was stuck on the roof would you help your uncle j**...?, I know not too funny! Well years later my then 8 year old son comes home from school and said he heard a joke, I said let's hear it. And he said,..,

If your uncle Jack was stuck on the roof would you help him down? And then said he didn't get it! I thought it was hilarious!

The things kids say....

I work in a middle school and I was talking to a 6th grader today. He was bummed because he's so short:
He says: I should go back to kindergarten with kids my own size.
Me: Well maybe you should try 1st grade because you already know the alphabet, right?
He didn't skip a beat and responded: I'm so American, the only letters I know are U, S and A!
It was hilarious.!! Thank you children for making us laugh.

It's all fun and games until some kid dies

Then it's hilarious

Two men are walking through the woods

They hear some noise of some birds overhead. They point their guns in the air and take aim. One of the men takes a few steps forward to get a better view of the birds. He trips over a log and hits his head on a rock and immediately falls unconscious. The other man dials 9-1-1.
"9-1-1 what's your emergency"
"My friend...I think he's dead"
"Well why don't you make sure he's dead"
*\*Operator hears a bang\**
"I'm pretty sure he's dead now"
Heard this as a kid-thought it was hilarious.

Poor Husband Hilarious Joke

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parentsforgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said,"Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... n**....

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