The Best 19 Kids Football Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kids Football jokes. There are some kids football football team jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kids football football teams puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kids Football Jokes and Puns

A Scientologist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are talking about their families.

The Scientologist jokes, "I've got 4 kids. One more and I'll have a basketball team!" The Catholic joins in and says, "Well I've got 10 kids, and one more I'll have a football team!". The Mormon speaks up and deadpans. "I've got 17 wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."

English, American and Arab guy bragging in a bar about their large family.

The American says: "I have 4 kids. One more, and I can make a basketball team!"

The English says: "I have 10 kids. One more, and I can make a football ("soccer") team!"

The Arab guy says: "I have 17 wifes. One more, and I can make a golf course!"

Tell you what, it's lucky that those Kids trapped in the cave in Thailand are footballers

It means they're already good divers.

A Jew, A Catholic, and a Mormon are in a bar discussing their families...

...The Jew says "I have 8 kids, one more and I'll have enough for a baseball team!" The Catholic says "I have 10 kids, one more and I'll have enough for a football team!" The Mormon says "That's nothing, I have 17 wives, one more and I'll have enough for a golf course!"

Man talking to his wife and asks honey, where did you place the broken condoms?

Wife: please stop referring to our kids as broken condoms, and they are at football practice


A British girl meets a guy...

And they hit it off immediately. The girl goes to her dad the next day to tell him about it.

"Oh, dad, he's just the sweetest! He loves dancing and photography, he's great with kids, and he volunteers at an animal shelter. He's funny, handsome, a great listener, oh! and he's a goalie for a local football team. Oh dad, what do you think?"

Her dad looked at her with an odd expression and said "Oh honey...

... *he's a keeper*"

A Baptist a Catholic and a Mormon were talking about their families. . .

The Baptist says I have 4 kids, just one more and I'll have a basketball team. The Catholic says That's nice but I have 10 kids, one more and I'll have a football team. The Mormon says Well, I have 17 wives, one more, and I'll have a golf course.

A Catholic priest, a Baptist priest, and a Mormon priest are sitting in a bar

So a mormon priest, a baptist priest, and a catholic priest are sitting in a bar. The catholic priest says "I have six kids now, I have a basketball team". The baptist priest says "I have eleven kids now, I have a football team". The mormon priest says "I have 18 wives now, I have a golf course"

Alabama college kid visiting Boston

So this Alabama Crimson Tide football player is visiting Boston. He's at a party and sees this pretty blonde girl, want to chat her up.
Goes over and says "What college does you go to?" She's not impressed by his down south accent and general rural hick ways, so she says "Yale." and looks away.
He lean over to her ear and says "WHAT COLLEGE DOES YOU GO TO?"

Two kids are bragging about how fast their dads are.

One kid says, My dad is so fast he can throw a football up and run underneath it and catch it!

The other kid, who's dad is a state worker says, My dad is so fast he gets off work at 5, and is home at 4:30!

It's kinda ironic that 12 kid football team got trapped by water

Judging by the World Cup, I thought every team knew how to dive

You can explore kids football football player reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean kids football baseball dad jokes. There are also kids football puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


When i was a kid we played football on a bit of grass at the bottom of the bridge where people often committed suicide...

We used the jumpers for goalposts.

I adopted a kid who wanted to play football.

He isn't that great, but it's ok, he's used to being a sub.

You hear the one about the kid in Las Vegas?

He asks his dad, "Pop, why can't I go out in the street and play football and baseball like the other kids?" And his father says, "Keep dealing."

Why do Chinese kids hate football?

Because they spend 12 hours making them

I'm half white and half black. If i were to have a kid with a white woman, I would make him play football

What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

A rabbi and a priest are walking past a park, where they see a group of boys playing football

The priest says "Let's go over and screw them kids."

The rabbi replies "Out of what?"

The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kids football college football jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kids football jerseys piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes