Kids Farm Jokes
12 kids farm jokes and hilarious kids farm puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kids farm that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Kids Farm Short Jokes
Short kids farm jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kids farm humour may include short animal farm jokes also.
- The shortest Dad Joke in the world. Driving down a country road with your kids in the back seat, point at a stack of hay bales on some random farm and exclaim:
># Hey! - As kids on a farm we had to round up the cows. I'd count eleven and just say there were a dozen.
- Every time I visit my Uncle's farm I think the sheep are pointing and laughing at me when I'm not looking.. Are ewe kidding me
- I never wanted to be a farmer when I was a kid.. Every time someone bought the farm they died..
- Non believers say it is impossible for a v**... to have kids... ... but my socially awkward friend Mitchell owns a goat farm - and he has plenty of kids!
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Kids Farm One Liners
Which kids farm one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kids farm? I can suggest the ones about kids animal and kids chicken.
- Might take the children to the Goat farm for lunch today. Apparently they do Kid's meals.
Heartwarming Kids Farm Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about kids farm you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kids camp jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kids farm pranks.
A class of 3rd graders return from their field trip to the farm and the teacher asks them, "what kind of noises did you hear at the farm?"
The first kid raises his hand and says, "I heard the cow go moo!"
The second kid raises his hand and says, "I heard the pig go oink!"
The third kid raises his hand and says, "I heard the farmer yell 'get off my tractor you little f**...!'"
A Farm Boy gets bullied for having a big head...
The son says, "Mom, all the kids at school say I have a big head. Its really upsetting."
The mother says, "Don't worry honey, your head isn't big at all. Now, go gather some potatoes."
"Mom, I don't have a bag for potatoes."
"Its okay son, just use your hat."
A n old farmer grows watermelons
However, every night, a group of kids would sneak into his farm at night and eat some of his produce. One day the farmer gets fed up with this and places down a sign in the field saying "Warning: one of these watermelons has been injected with cyanide". He then waits. Night passes and the farmer excitedly goes out to his field to check the results, only to find another sign posted next to his saying "now there's two of them"
Pig with a wooden leg
A man was driving past a farm and noticed a pig in the fenced area that had a wooden leg. He stopped to talk to the farmer and asked "Why does that pig have a wooden leg?". The farmer replied "Let me tell you about that pig. We had a smoky fire in the kitchen last month during the middle of the night and that pig dragged me and my wife and three kids to safety?' The man said "Wow, is that how he hurt his leg?". "Nah, " said the farmer " You just don't eat a pig like that all at once"
Little Johnny had a bad day.
He stomped home from school to the family farm. Being an annoying little kid, he saw the farm animals and decided to take out a little frustration on them, so he yelled at the pig, chased the chickens around, and kicked in a pumpkin from the pumpkin patch. Finally, he made it to the house. His mom was waiting and furious.
"Johnny, I saw you just did and you're in big trouble! For abusing the poor pig and chickens, you don't get sausage or wings tonight. And no pumpkin pie, either!"
Just then, the two of them saw Johnny's dad came back from a day in the fields. He walked to the porch, where the cat is sleeping peacefully in the sun. He irritably kicked the cat out of the way to make it to the door. Johnny turns to his mom with a big grin and says,
"Shall you tell him, or shall I?"