Kids Easter Jokes

19 kids easter jokes and hilarious kids easter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kids easter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Kids Easter Short Jokes

Short kids easter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kids easter humour may include short easter kids jokes also.

  1. I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Well now that I'm older I don't fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.
  2. When I was a kid, I used to believe in such nonsense as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny. Now that I've grown older, I don't believe in that rubbish anymore, thank God.
  3. When I was a kid, I used to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the tooth fairy Now that I've grown older, I don't believe in that nonsense any more, thank God.
  4. Easter Kids' Joke Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?
    (In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose"
    -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
  5. Neighborhood kids came over for an Easter egg hunt. Apparently hiding the eggs in the clothes I was wearing is somehow against the law?
  6. Hiding my kids easter eggs in more obvious spots this year. Hope they can find the 20 eggs I left in the middle of the street.
  7. As a kid I always thought that Jesus was unbelievable... ...I thought it was impossible for him to perform all of those miracles in just the four months between Christmas and Easter.
  8. Easter Kids' Joke 2 What do you call a brown bunny that comes a day after Easter?
  9. Thanks once again to autocorrect, my sister's kids are expecting the Easter Rabbi tomorrow.
  10. Both of my parents died in a car c**... when I was a kid. Not only did I lose my parents, but Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter bunny all forgot about me that year too.

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Kids Easter One Liners

Which kids easter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kids easter? I can suggest the ones about kid easter and easter bunny.

  1. My kid said I was like the Easter Bunny He stopped believing in me years ago
  2. End childhood obesity... Eat your kids' Easter eggs
  3. Easter is on April Fools this year Tell your kids to go hunt for eggs you never hid

Ridiculous Kids Easter Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about kids easter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean easter eggs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kids easter pranks.

When I was a kid, my parents fed me a lot of b**..., like believing in the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. But I finally started thinking for myself and realized it was all wishful thinking.

Thank you Jesus!

A town decided to form a clergy group to have Catholics, Jews, Protestants and Muslims gather to talk about various issues facing their places of worship.

The Rabbi went first and said they were having a terrible issue with squirrels. He said they were hanging around outside of church and aggressively begging for food. He said they were scaring their kids. The preacher said they were having the same issue, in fact, a few of the squirrels had actually gotten inside of the church and had done some damage to the roof. The Imam agreed saying that in fact one of the squirrels had bitten a few people at the mosque. The Priest then spoke up and said they used to have the same issue but had solved it. He said they took all of their squirrels, Baptized them, confirmed them, and now they only come around on Christmas and Easter.

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite beer?

A double IPA because of it's high alcohol content he can get drunk quick, after dealing with those kids all day.
Oh... the the fact that it's extra hoppy is just a bonus!

During Sunday service, a pastor announces he is doing a children's sermon this week and invites all the kids to come to the front.

One little girl was wearing a lovely pink dress. As she sat down, the pastor complimented it and asked if it was her Easter Dress.
Leaning right into the pastor's clip-on microphone, she replied, "Yes, but my mama calls it her b**...-to-Iron dress.