Kids Disney Jokes
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What's the difference between michael jackson and Disney Movies ?
Disney Movies still touch kids
What do you call an emo kids cartoon?
Disney XD.
I want to create a Disney channel sitcom about an irreverent Chinese kid...
and name it "That's so Wong!"
If you turn on disney channel then you're supporting kids' TV...
...but if Disney channel turns you on. then you need help.
PSA for vacationing families: Don't let your kids play PokemonGo at Disney.
They'll get eaten by wild Feraligatrs.
''Hey kid, do you know which dwarf planet used to be the ninth planet?''
''I know...it's Goofy!''
''...What?''
''Isn't it named after a dog in Disney?''
A priest took a group of kids to a new Disney movie
"Aladdin Me"
Today I wanted to be kind. I went to the orphanage and I said I'll give every kid a free ride to Disney World.
I also said that, just to be safe, I need their parents' authorization
Barack Obama was out jogging one day...
When he tripped, and fell over a bridge railing and landed in the river below. Before secret service could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted in return for saving his life. The first kid said, "I want to go to Disney world!" To which Obama replied, "not a problem, I'll even fly you there in Air Force one." The second kid then says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's!" "You got it." Said Obama. "I'll even have Michael Jordan himself sign them." Then the third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in big screen tv and headset." Obama seemed a bit confused at this. "You don't look like yore handicapped." He said. To which the kid replied, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning.
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