Kids Dinosaur Jokes
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Took my kids to the dinosaur museum today.
Spent the whole day looking up at the giant sculptures , I discovered a new species.
Myneckisaur.
This is my first dad joke post :)
Took my kids to the dinosaur museum today. Spent the whole day looking up at the giant sculptures , I discovered a new species.
Myneckisaur.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus
(Full Disclosure: I'm showing Jurassic Park to my kids for the first time)
What do you call a dinosaur with tears?
A Whineosaur..
(by the only one of my kids that loves awful dad jokes)
"There are dinosaur bones buried out back!", I told my kids.
It's not my fault we couldn't afford a proper burial for their grandmother.
I used to be interested in dinosaurs as a kid, but I'm more into birds now.
I guess you could say my interests have really evolved.
Joke from a 5 year old
kid: how come dinosaurs don't talk?
me: ...why?
kid: because they are all dead.
source: stolen from Brian Reagan's standup.
What do you call a sick dinosaur?
A Throatisorus.
Courtesy of my little daughter.. just kidding I made it up myself.
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and an awkward white kid?
A Michaelceratops
I saw a kid pretending to be a dinosaur by himself today...
He looks lonely so I decided to go and join him. After a while, his mother came by and told me off.
Turns out he had Cerebral palsy.
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