The Best 10 Kids Dinosaur Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kids Dinosaur jokes. There are some kids dinosaur kid jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kids dinosaur rex puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kids Dinosaur Jokes and Puns

Took my kids to the dinosaur museum today.

Spent the whole day looking up at the giant sculptures , I discovered a new species.

Myneckisaur.

This is my first dad joke post :)

Took my kids to the dinosaur museum today. Spent the whole day looking up at the giant sculptures , I discovered a new species.

Myneckisaur.

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

(Full Disclosure: I'm showing Jurassic Park to my kids for the first time)

"There are dinosaur bones buried out back!", I told my kids.

It's not my fault we couldn't afford a proper burial for their grandmother.

I used to be interested in dinosaurs as a kid, but I'm more into birds now.

I guess you could say my interests have really evolved.


Joke from a 5 year old

kid: how come dinosaurs don't talk?

me: ...why?

kid: because they are all dead.

source: stolen from Brian Reagan's standup.

What do you call a sick dinosaur?

A Throatisorus.

Courtesy of my little daughter.. just kidding I made it up myself.

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and an awkward white kid?

A Michaelceratops

I saw a kid pretending to be a dinosaur by himself today...

He looks lonely so I decided to go and join him. After a while, his mother came by and told me off.

Turns out he had Cerebral Palsy.

Kid: Mom! look at my drawing

Mom: Wow! what a great dinosaur you draw!
Kid: Mom don't be ridiculous! that's you!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kids dinosaur dinosaurs jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kids dinosaur triceratops piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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