The Best 25 Kids Cat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kids Cat jokes. There are some kids cat dog jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kids cat lak puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kids Cat Jokes and Puns

My kids were hungry so I made them burgers from scratch.

They got really upset and started to cry.

Scratch is a stupid name for a cat anyway..

My kids cried when I told them I had put ginger in the curry.

They loved that cat.

I'm like a cat when it comes to kids

I don't really enjoy the product

But I love playing with the box it came out of.

If Black Panther and Storm had kids, what would they be called?

Thunder Cats.

Technology has ruined our kids

A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
"Davy, what noise does a cow make? "
"It goes moo. "
"Alice, what noise does a cat make? "
"It goes meow. "
"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make? "
"It goes baaa. "
"Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make? "
"Errr.., it goes.. click! "


A mother and her son are sitting in an airplane.

The kid looks up and asks, "Mommy? If big cats have little cats, and big dogs have little dogs, why don't big airplanes have little airplanes?"

Mom thinks to herself that he is too young and she doesn't want to get into this so she tells the boy, "Go ask the flight attendant; maybe she can answer that for you."

So, he walks up and asks, "Ma'am, if big cats have little cats, and big dogs have little dogs, why don't big airplanes have little airplanes?"

She had overheard the mother's attempt to pass this off and replies, "Tell your mom that I said it's because Southwest airlines always pulls out on time and have her explain that to you..."

Two scared dads

Two kids are arguing over whose father was the biggest scaredy cat. Tommy says, My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bead.

Peter replies, Yeah? Well, that's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mom has to work the nightshift, he sleeps with the lady next door.

The kids were really suprised when I put ginger in their curry...

...they really *did* love that cat.

> Stolen from a recent episode of *Match Of The Day*

My kids just read this on a popsicle stick. What do you feed a disapearing cat?

Evaporated milk

Why did you bring your cat to school?

A little boy goes to school but bringing in a cat with him. Teacher asks him why did you bring your cat to school?

The little boy replies, Well, I heard my daddy telling mommy when the kids leave I'm gonna eat that pu**y up.

What do you call a Chinese kid with a cat allergy?

Starved.

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Spelling practice

It is spelling lesson. The teacher asks the kids to spell different words.
-Emma, can you spell 'dog'?
-D O G
-Correct! Jake, can you spell 'cat'?
-C A T
-Correct! Now, Ahmed, can you spell 'racial discrimination'?

My mom just posted in our family group: "It's our fat ones birthday today!"

She is referring to our cat.

10 minutes later, I get a message from my dad: "Happy birthday kid."

I took my kids to the zoo to see exotic cats, but we couldn't find the ocelots

I think we just got ocelost.

When I was a kid I thought our family's cat looked like Timon from The Lion King so I thought he was a meerkat.

Turns out he was just a mere cat.

I just saw the neighbor's kid trying to spray whipped cream on his cat.

I'm thinking he overheard something last night in that house he wasn't supposed to...

I was so ugly and smelly as a kid

That when I played in the sandbox, the cat would try to bury me!

I'm eating that p*ssy

Teacher asked, Why is your cat with u in school? Kid says (crying), "I heard daddy tell mommy, I'm eating that p*ssy when the kids leave!"

As a kid, I put snowballs in the blender to make a slushy.

Snowballs was a good cat...


So there's an Asian and Black kid conversing with each other.

Jerome: Hey Ling, did you find your cat yet?

Ling: No Jerome, but have you seen your dad lately

Cats are like kids....

They're awesome. As long as they're someone else's.

A little boy goes to school but bringing in a cat with him.

Teacher asks him why did you bring your cat to school?

The little boy replies, Well, I heard my daddy telling mommy when the kids leave I'm gonna eat that pu**y up.

This year, every one of my kids agreed that they wanted a cat for Christmas

In retrospect, I should have just gone with the Turkey, like I do every year.

My kids want a cat for Christmas.

We usually have turkey, but hey what ever makes them happy .

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kids cat cat jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kids cat preschool piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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