Kids Cat Jokes
42 kids cat jokes and hilarious kids cat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kids cat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Kids Cat Short Jokes
Short kids cat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kids cat humour may include short cats and kittens jokes also.
- I'm like a cat when it comes to kids I don't really enjoy the product
But I love playing with the box it came out of. - The kids were really suprised when I put ginger in their curry... ...they really *did* love that cat.
> Stolen from a recent episode of *Match Of The Day* - My kids just read this on a popsicle stick. What do you feed a disapearing cat? Evaporated milk
- My mom just posted in our family group: "It's our fat ones birthday today!" She is referring to our cat.
10 minutes later, I get a message from my dad: "Happy birthday kid." - I took my kids to the zoo to see exotic cats, but we couldn't find the ocelots I think we just got ocelost.
- When I was a kid I thought our family's cat looked like Timon from The Lion King so I thought he was a meerkat. Turns out he was just a mere cat.
- I just saw the neighbor's kid trying to spray whipped cream on his cat. I'm thinking he overheard something last night in that house he wasn't supposed to...
- I was so ugly and smelly as a kid That when I played in the sandbox, the cat would try to bury me!
- I'm eating that p*ssy Teacher asked, Why is your cat with u in school? Kid says (crying), "I heard daddy tell mommy, I'm eating that p*ssy when the kids leave!"
- So there's an Asian and Black kid conversing with each other. Jerome: Hey Ling, did you find your cat yet?
Ling: No Jerome, but have you seen your dad lately
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Kids Cat One Liners
Which kids cat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kids cat? I can suggest the ones about kids animal and cat fur.
- My kids cried when I told them I had put ginger in the curry. They loved that cat.
- Kids said they wanted a cat for Christmas. Normally we have turkey, but ok...
- If Black Panther and Storm had kids, what would they be called? Thunder Cats.
- I made a curry last night and put ginger in it, kids weren't happy They loved that cat
- What do you call a Chinese kid with a cat allergy? Starved.
- As a kid, I put snowballs in the blender to make a slushy. Snowballs was a good cat...
- Cats are like kids.... They're awesome. As long as they're someone else's.
- I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
- I wanted cats. My wife wanted kids. So we got a dog.
Cheerful Fun Kids Cat Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about kids cat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cat people jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kids cat pranks.
My kids were hungry so I made them burgers from scratch.
They got really upset and started to cry.
Scratch is a s**... name for a cat anyway..
Technology has ruined our kids
A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
"Davy, what noise does a cow make? "
"It goes moo. "
"Alice, what noise does a cat make? "
"It goes meow. "
"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make? "
"It goes baaa. "
"Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make? "
"Errr.., it goes.. click! "
A mother and her son are sitting in an airplane.
The kid looks up and asks, "Mommy? If big cats have little cats, and big dogs have little dogs, why don't big airplanes have little airplanes?"
Mom thinks to herself that he is too young and she doesn't want to get into this so she tells the boy, "Go ask the flight attendant; maybe she can answer that for you."
So, he walks up and asks, "Ma'am, if big cats have little cats, and big dogs have little dogs, why don't big airplanes have little airplanes?"
She had overheard the mother's attempt to pass this off and replies, "Tell your mom that I said it's because Southwest airlines always pulls out on time and have her explain that to you..."
Two scared dads
Two kids are arguing over whose father was the biggest scaredy cat. Tommy says, My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bead.
Peter replies, Yeah? Well, that's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mom has to work the nightshift, he sleeps with the lady next door.
Spelling practice
It is spelling lesson. The teacher asks the kids to spell different words.
-Emma, can you spell 'dog'?
-D O G
-Correct! Jake, can you spell 'cat'?
-C A T
-Correct! Now, Ahmed, can you spell 'racial discrimination'?
Why did you bring your cat to school?
A little boy goes to school but bringing in a cat with him. Teacher asks him why did you bring your cat to school?
The little boy replies, Well, I heard my daddy telling mommy when the kids leave I'm gonna eat that pu**y up.
A little boy goes to school but bringing in a cat with him.
Teacher asks him why did you bring your cat to school?
The little boy replies, Well, I heard my daddy telling mommy when the kids leave I'm gonna eat that pu**y up.
Little Mathieu was digging in his garden a hole.
The next door neighbor saw him and asked;
"Why are you digging the dirt Mathieu?"
"My goldfish died, and I have to bury it."
"Oh, I’m so sorry! But, isn’t that hole too big for a small goldfish?"
"Indeed, it is! But my goldfish is inside your s**... cat!"
This year, every one of my kids agreed that they wanted a cat for Christmas
In retrospect, I should have just gone with the Turkey, like I do every year.
My kids want a cat for Christmas.
We usually have turkey, but hey what ever makes them happy .
My son just asked me if cats can have babies when they aren't married and I told him yes, but I honestly don't know.
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.
Mother: "What does the cow say?"
Child: "Moo!"
Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"
Child: "Meow."
Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?"
And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."
A guy goes on vacation with his family
And asks his friend if he can take care of their cat.
Days into the vacation, he receivea a call from his friend, and he says:
"Hey, your cat just died..."
"Jesus, man! You just messed my vacation! How am I going to tell my kids now? And you should'nt say it like that! First, you'd call and say 'the cat climbed a tree'. Then you'd call and say 'the cat is still in the three'. Then you'd call and say the cat fell and is fighting for his life. Then you'd call and say that cat died!"
"You're right... I'm sorry, I should have done it like that"
Days later, he receives a call from his friend:
"Hey, your mother climbed a tree..."
An old man is sitting on his porch...
And sees two younger boys walking by with cat tails under their arms
Curious the old man asked where they were going with the cat tails.
"We are going to catch some cats"
"You can't catch cats with cat tails that's not going to work" says the older man.
And the kids go on their way. About an hour later the boys walk by the old mans house with a bunch of cats under their arms
The next day the same 2 boys are walking by with duct tape under their arms and the older man asks again what they are doin.
"We are going to catch some ducks"
"You can't catch ducks with duct tape boys that's not going to work" says the older man.
And the kids go on their way. About 2 hours go by and sure enough the kids walk by the old mans house with ducks under their arms.
The next day the old mans sees the same 2 boys carrying a plant under each arm, the older man stands up and asked what they had this Time.
"These are pussywillows"
The old man then stands up "I'll go get my hat."
