Kids Camp Jokes

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Short kids camp jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kids camp humour may include short kid camp jokes also.

  1. I started a summer camp for kids with add/adhd to teach them to manage their symptoms. It didn't do so well, people kept telling me Concentration Camp was a bad name.
  2. I opened up a summer camp for kids with adhd. Although I regret calling it a concentration camp.
  3. I wanted to open up a summer camp for kids with learning disabilities apparently people think calling it a concentration camp is wrong
  4. Did you hear about the German summer camp where they gave all the kids adderall? It turned into a concentration camp
  5. My uncle works at a camp for kids who are about to be molested I mean everyone complains about their job but he loved everyday of his
  6. I have a great idea for a place for kids to go in the summer where they can meditate and relax These Concentration Camps are going to be huge!
  7. Help! I need funny jokes for a 9 year is at camp! Know any kid jokes that are actually funny? Please tell me what they are
  8. My wife said I was a neglectful father. So I told my kid I would take him to a summer camp. Now I get a free ride back to guatemala and my wife can take it up with Trump from now on.
  9. A kid was sent to a French summer camp program that lasted three weeks. It was called Vingt In the Sun
  10. The Trump Administration is calling its concentration camps for kids under 5 Tender Age centers... The name narrowly beat out Preblinka and Gauchowitz.

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Kids Camp One Liners

Which kids camp one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kids camp? I can suggest the ones about summer camp and camps.

  1. Germany opens a summer school for kids with ADD Its a concentration camp
  2. Where do german parents send their ADD kids? Concentration Camps
  3. Where do Jewish kids go when they are diagnosed with ADD? Concentration camps
  4. Where do you send your kid to be cured of ADD? A concentration camp
  5. What's a fat kids favourite instrument? The dinner bell
  6. I had ADD as a kid So my parents enrolled me in a concentration camp
  7. What do you call summer camp for unvaccinated kids? Cemeteries.
  8. I want to start a summer program for kids with A.D.D. I call it "Concentration Camp"
  9. Where do Jewish kids go in the summer to learn to study better? Concentration camp
  10. Whats camp for kids with ADD called? Concentration camp.
  11. When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
  12. Did you hear about Kobe's basketball camp for obese kids? It's called kobesity
  13. So my uncle is starting a summer camp... It's for kids about to be molested.
  14. How do Germans handle kids with ADD? They send them to concentration camps.
  15. What did n**... do to kids with ADHD/ADD? They sent them to concentration camps.

Hilarious Kids Camp Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about kids camp you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kids summer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kids camp pranks.

An Irish, a British, and American soldiers...

...had just helped each other escape from an Axis prisoner camp in WW2 Germany. As they run through the Bavarian forest, they hear alarms sounding, and soon afterwards, they hear dogs barking and guards yelling to each other.
The barking and yelling gets louder and louder, and the escapees realize that they'll be caught if they keep on running, and decide to take cover by climbing up separate trees.
The dogs start circling the tree, and jumping up and down around the trunk on the very tree the American has climbed. The guards shout "Come down or we'll shoot!" Thinking quickly, he quickly calls down "who! who!" The German guards say to each other "Das ist eine owl", and call the dogs off.
The dogs follow the trail to the second tree, and the guards call up "Come down or we'll shoot!" The Brit calls down "CAW! CAW!!!" The guards say "Ahh. Das ist eine crow".
The guards follow the dogs to the third tree where the Irishman had climbed. Again they called up "Come down or we'll shoot!" The Irishman thought for a moment and then called down "Moo! Moo!"
***NOT MINE: ** Shamelessly stolen from an Irish joke book I had as a kid. Yes, I am Irish.*

Two kids camping in the backyard

Two kids are camping in their backyard, it's gotten pretty late and neither of them have watches.
"What time do you think it is?" One of them asks the other.
"Just make a ton of noise" says the other.
The first kid gets confused and decides to do it anyways. After a few seconds of screaming a light turn on in another yard and a neighbour yells "YOU CRAZY KIDS IT'S 2 IN THE MORNING!!"

I wanted to build a camp for kids with ADD.

But I got shut down for calling it a concentration camp.

A kid meets h**... while visiting in a concentration camp.

The kid asks him "What will I be when I grow up?"
"I don't know, man", h**... answered. "A soap or a shoe maybe. Probably a lampshade".

What do you call a program that teaches kids how to make orange juice?

A concentration camp

I was telling a joke while camping with the kids, when some beavers came along and started felling trees.

Dam ruined the punchline.

Did I ever tell you about my uncle?

He works at a camp for kids that are about to be molested.

I don't like the idea of sending kids to camps over the summer.

Especially concentration camps.

What kind of camp do Jewish kids go to when they can't focus in school?

Summer camp, just like every other kid you sick b**...!

Hmm. . .

What should you do with the Jewish, autistic kid?
Send him to a concentration camp. . .

Adolf h**... is walking around in a prisoner camp.

As he is passing through he see a kid who is giving his food rations to an injured dog.
h**... walks up to the kid and asks him, "Why are you giving your food to the dog? You know you wont get extra."
The boy replies, "The dog needed it more than me, sir."
h**... felt something he had never felt before.
AH : "What is your name kid?"
Boy : "My name is John, sir."
AH : "And how old are you, John?"
Boy : "I will be ten years old tomorrow, sir,"
AH : "Oh no! You won't."

A teacher took all her kids on an overnight camping field trip...

In the middle of the night, little Johnny comes into her tent and asks teacher, can I sleep with you? I'm scared... and at home my mother lets me sleep in her bed every night
Thinking it wouldn't hurt, the teacher said sure
Teacher said little Johnny when I sleep with my mother in bed, she lets me put my finger in her belly button and that relaxes me a lot
Thinking it's strange, the teacher reluctantly says sure
Then the teacher says hey, that's no my belly button!
That's not my finger says little Johnny

When they fell in love, they carved their initials into a tree.

When they got married, they added a year. And for each kid, initials and a year. Then finally one day, while camping under the tree, it fell and killed them all. Which goes to show that karma's a birch.

Pedro reaches the doctor's clinic

Pedro reaches the doctor's clinic looking very despondent.
Doc: What're you here for?
Pedro: The vasectomy camp.
Dr: Oh ok. How many kids do you have?
Pedro: None. I am not even married !!
Dr (shocked): Then why do you want a vasectomy?
Pedro: Every man in the village got it done over the last few years. Now whenever their wives conceive, they come and beat me up !!!

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