Kids Basketball Jokes

18 kids basketball jokes and hilarious kids basketball puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kids basketball that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Kids Basketball Short Jokes

Short kids basketball jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kids basketball humour may include short kids baseball jokes also.

  1. Today, I passed a basketball to a blind kid... When he gave it back a while later, he said it was a really good book.
  2. Having a bad day? Just remember that in the movie Air Bud , some kid got kicked off his school basketball team... and replaced by a dog.
  3. Black kids play NBA 2K... and then go to the basketball court to be like their favorite player.
    White kids play Call of Duty, then go to school to get the highest kill streak possible.

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Kids Basketball One Liners

Which kids basketball one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kids basketball? I can suggest the ones about kids football and kid knees.

  1. Why can't basketball players have kids? Because they always dribble before they shoot
  2. Did you hear about Kobe's basketball camp for obese kids? It's called kobesity
  3. What do you call a kid on the school basketball team? A school shooter
  4. What do you call a mix-race kid whos really good at basketball? Duncan Onyu

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Kids Basketball Jokes

What funny jokes about kids basketball you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean basketball jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kids basketball pranks.

A Scientologist, a Catholic, and a m**... are talking about their families.

The Scientologist jokes, "I've got 4 kids. One more and I'll have a basketball team!" The Catholic joins in and says, "Well I've got 10 kids, and one more I'll have a football team!". The m**... speaks up and deadpans. "I've got 17 wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."

English, American and Arab guy bragging in a bar about their large family.

The American says: "I have 4 kids. One more, and I can make a basketball team!"
The English says: "I have 10 kids. One more, and I can make a football ("soccer") team!"
The Arab guy says: "I have 17 wifes. One more, and I can make a golf course!"

A Baptist a Catholic and a m**... were talking about their families. . .

The Baptist says I have 4 kids, just one more and I'll have a basketball team. The Catholic says That's nice but I have 10 kids, one more and I'll have a football team. The m**... says Well, I have 17 wives, one more, and I'll have a golf course.

A Catholic priest, a Baptist priest, and a m**... priest are sitting in a bar

So a m**... priest, a baptist priest, and a catholic priest are sitting in a bar. The catholic priest says "I have six kids now, I have a basketball team". The baptist priest says "I have eleven kids now, I have a football team". The m**... priest says "I have 18 wives now, I have a golf course"

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street

... when they happen across a basketball court full of twelve-year-old boys shooting hoops. The priest turns to the rabbi and says, "Rabbi, you want to go screw those kids?" And the rabbi replies with a shrug, "Out of what?!"

A Baptist, a Catholic, and a m**... are in the maternity ward. The Baptist says, “One more son and I have a basketball team.” The Catholic says, “That’s nothing, one more kid and I have a baseball team.” The m**... guy says, “That’s nothing, one more wife and I have a golf course.”

My favorite racist joke is more funny than it is offensive -

On the elementary school playground, there was a group of boys that liked to play basketball. Tyrone, a fourth grader, was the only black boy in the school, and far outperformed his peers in most athletic contests. He could run faster and jump higher than any other student at the school. He could easily outrun and out jump even the fastest and tallest fifth and sixth grade boys. When they played basketball, Tyrone's team could only play three players at a time to be fair, and he was still always picked first.
"You're the best at basketball because you're black, Tyrone," the other boys would say. Tyrone would wonder about this. His mama always told him not to think he was any different than any of those white boys. Being black didn't mean he was any better or any worse than anyone else. But he was obviously better at basketball than any of the white kids at his elementary school, so what else could it be?
Tyrone got home from school one day and asked his mama, "Mama, I can jump higher and run faster than any of the other kids at the school. Even the fifth and sixth graders. Is it a 'cause I'm black?"
"Naw," Mama said, "you's the fastest runner and highest jumper 'coz you's the only one who's twenty two."