The Best 10 Kids Basketball Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kids Basketball jokes. There are some kids basketball bo jackson jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kids basketball magic johnson puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kids Basketball Jokes and Puns

A Scientologist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are talking about their families.

The Scientologist jokes, "I've got 4 kids. One more and I'll have a basketball team!" The Catholic joins in and says, "Well I've got 10 kids, and one more I'll have a football team!". The Mormon speaks up and deadpans. "I've got 17 wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."

English, American and Arab guy bragging in a bar about their large family.

The American says: "I have 4 kids. One more, and I can make a basketball team!"

The English says: "I have 10 kids. One more, and I can make a football ("soccer") team!"

The Arab guy says: "I have 17 wifes. One more, and I can make a golf course!"

A Baptist a Catholic and a Mormon were talking about their families. . .

The Baptist says I have 4 kids, just one more and I'll have a basketball team. The Catholic says That's nice but I have 10 kids, one more and I'll have a football team. The Mormon says Well, I have 17 wives, one more, and I'll have a golf course.

A Catholic priest, a Baptist priest, and a Mormon priest are sitting in a bar

So a mormon priest, a baptist priest, and a catholic priest are sitting in a bar. The catholic priest says "I have six kids now, I have a basketball team". The baptist priest says "I have eleven kids now, I have a football team". The mormon priest says "I have 18 wives now, I have a golf course"

Today, I passed a basketball to a blind kid...

When he gave it back a while later, he said it was a really good book.


Having a bad day?

Just remember that in the movie Air Bud , some kid got kicked off his school basketball team... and replaced by a dog.

Why can't basketball players have kids?

Because they always dribble before they shoot

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street

... when they happen across a basketball court full of twelve-year-old boys shooting hoops. The priest turns to the rabbi and says, "Rabbi, you want to go screw those kids?" And the rabbi replies with a shrug, "Out of what?!"

Black kids play NBA 2K...

and then go to the basketball court to be like their favorite player.

White kids play Call of Duty, then go to school to get the highest kill streak possible.

A Baptist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are in the maternity ward.

The Baptist says, β€œOne more son and I have a basketball team.” The Catholic says, β€œThat’s nothing, one more kid and I have a baseball team.” The Mormon guy says, β€œThat’s nothing, one more wife and I have a golf course.”

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kids basketball basketball player jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kids basketball basketball players piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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